I don't totally get it but it's usually pretty funny:

.....I'm guessing the cubicle wall was wired with electricity to shock someone? I don't want to sound too critical here but that has to be the lamest, unfunniest cartoon I've ever seen in my whole life......ever.

I think the leaner is someone who is always peering over his/her cubicle into yours .

Not funny at all . Dilbert Blows .

I recommend crop dusting to discourage the leaners.

Uh, the KR model has hair, but no teeth - go figure.

"No Anchovies, Please"

Geez, do I have to do everything for you guys?

[www.nme.com]

Granted, it still doesn't make it funny.



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"I recommend crop dusting to discourage the leaners"


Dare I ask?

Thanks to the folks at The Urban Dictionary

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1. crop dusting

farting while walking;
walking while farting;


i crop dusted my way down the aisle at the grocery store



2. crop dusting

Passing gas in a stealth manor, usually while walking through a crowd or a group, so that someone else gets blamed for the stench, or at the very least people besides the assailent must suffer it.

The restaurant's so busy tonight that you can get away with crop dusting your own section


3. Crop dusting

v. farting while walking or running
n. crop duster

When crop dusting does NOT work:
1. on a treadmill (no matter how fast you walk or run)
2. with a strong tail wind
3. with a turnaround - for example, you crop dust while walking with your girlfriend, then she turns around and walks back to look at a display in a storefront window.


Cindy , do you do this often ?



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.....now finally I'm reading something funny (and Cindy darling, I had no clue what you were talking about until boston2006 shared his research with us).

News to me too, Lukester! Another waepon in my arsenal!

BTW, I haven't seen the film of Keith getting electrocuted, but I did see Lukester get fried one time!

"No Anchovies, Please"

Hi guys, glad I can expand your vocabulary.

I found that one in one of those emails that make their way around the office. Luckily for you guys, I save most of the funny stuff I get.

Here's the email.

Essential additions to the workplace vocabulary.

BLAMESTORMING: Sitting around in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible.

SEAGULL MANAGER: A manager, who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on everything, and then leaves.

ASSMOSIS: The process by which some people seem to absorb success and advancement by kissing up to the boss rather than working hard.

SALMON DAY: The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream only to get screwed and die in the end.

CUBE FARM: An office filled with cubicles

PRAIRIE DOGGING: When someone yells or drops something loudly in a Cube farm, and people's heads pop up over the walls to see what's going on.

MOUSE POTATO: The on-line, wired generation's answer to the couch potato.

SITCOMS: (Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage). What yuppies turn into when they have children and one of them stops working to stay home with the kids.

STRESS PUPPY: A person who seems to thrive on being stressed out and whiny.

SWIPEOUT: An ATM or credit card that has been rendered useless because the magnetic strip is worn away from extensive use.

XEROX SUBSIDY: Euphemism for swiping free photocopies from one's workplace.

IRRITAINMENT: Entertainment and media spectacles that are annoying but you find yourself unable to stop watching them. The J-Lo and Ben wedding (or not) was a prime example.

PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE: The fine art of whacking the crap out of an electronic device to get it to work again.

ADMINISPHERE: The rarefied organizational layers beginning just above the rank and file. Decisions that fall from the adminisphere are often profoundly inappropriate or irrelevant to the problems they were designed to solve.

404: Someone who's clueless. From the World Wide Web error message "404 Not Found," meaning that the requested document could not be located.

GENERICA: Features of the American landscape that are exactly the same no matter where one is, such as fast food joints, strip malls, and subdivisions.

OHNOSECOND: That minuscule fraction of time in which you realize that you've just made a BIG mistake.

WOOFS: Well-Off Older Folks.

CROP DUSTING: Surreptitiously farting while passing through a Cube Farm.

Wasn't looking too good, but I was feeling real well.

Survival Guide for taking a dump at work.

CROP DUSTING When farting, you walk briskly around the office so the smell is not in your area and everyone else gets a whiff but doesn't know where it came from. Be careful when you do this. Do not stop until the full fart has been expelled. Walk an extra 30 feet to make sure the smell has left your pants.

FLY BY The act of scouting out a bathroom before pooping. Walk in and check for other poopers. If there are others in the bathroom, leave and come back again. Be careful not to become a FREQUENT FLYER. People may become suspicious if they catch you constantly going into the bathroom.

ESCAPEE A fart that slips out while taking a leak at the urinal or forcing a poop in a stall. This is usually accompanied by a sudden wave of embarrassment. If you release an escapee, do not acknowledge it. Pretend it did not happen. If you are standing next to the farter in the urinal, pretend you did not hear it. No one likes an escapee. It is uncomfortable for all involved. Making a joke or laughing makes both parties feel uneasy.

JAILBREAK When forcing a poop, several farts slip out at a machine gun pace. This is usually a side effect of diarrhea or a hangover. If this should happen, do not panic. Remain in the stall until everyone has left the bathroom to spare everyone the awkwardness of what just occurred.

COURTESY FLUSH The act of flushing the toilet the instant the poop hits the water. This reduces the amount of air time the poop has to stink up the bathroom. This can help you avoid being caught doing the WALK OF SHAME.

WALK OF SHAME Walking from the stall, to the sink, to the door after you have just stunk up the bathroom. This can be a very uncomfortable moment if someone walks in and busts you. As with farts, it is best to pretend that the smell does not exist. Can be avoided with the use of the COURTESY FLUSH.

OUT OF THE CLOSET POOPER A colleague who poops at work and is damn proud of it. You will often see an Out Of The Closet Pooper enter the bathroom with a newspaper or magazine under his or her arm. Always look around the office for the Out Of The Closet Pooper before entering the bathroom.

THE POOPING FRIENDS NETWORK (P.F.N) A group of co-workers who band together to ensure emergency pooping goes off without incident. This group can help you to monitor the whereabouts of Out Of The Closet Poopers, and identify SAFE HAVENS.

SAFE HAVENS A seldom used bathroom somewhere in the building where you can least expect visitors. Try floors that are predominantly of the opposite sex. This will reduce the odds of a pooper of your sex entering the bathroom.

TURD BURGLAR Someone who does not realize that you are in the stall and tries to force the door open. This is one of the most shocking and vulnerable moments that can occur when taking a poop at work. If this occurs, remain in the stall until the Turd Burglar leaves. This way you will avoid all uncomfortable eye contact.

CAMO-COUGH A phony cough that alerts all new entrants into the bathroom that you are in a stall. This can be used to cover-up a WATERMELON, or to alert potential Turd Burglars. Very effective when used in conjunction with an ASTAIRE.

ASTAIRE A subtle toe-tap that is used to alert potential Turd Burglars that you are occupying a stall. This will remove all doubt that the stall is occupied. If you hear an Astaire, leave the bathroom immediately so the pooper can poop in peace.

WATERMELON A poop that creates a loud splash when hitting the toilet water. This is also an embarrassing incident. If you feel a Watermelon coming on, create a diversion. See CAMO-COUGH.

HAVANA OMELET A case of diarrhea that creates a series of loud splashes in the toilet water. Often accompanied by an Escapee. Try using a Camo-Cough with an Astaire.

UNCLE TED A bathroom user who seems to linger around forever. Could spend extended lengths of time in front of the mirror or sitting on the pot. An Uncle Ted makes it difficult to relax while on the crapper, as you should always wait to poop when the bathroom is empty. This benefits you as well as the other bathroom attendees.

.....oh god.......finally some funny sh!t (I know, it's a gratuitous pun).....thanks Cindy, and especially you, schillid......I think I lost a few ESCAPEES while reading your post......good stuff, good stuff......

......now why can't that lame ass Dilbert cartoonist come up with something half as funny as schillid's sh!t (again with the pun)?

Sorry... I didn't write that
I used cut-and-paste from an email.

I know schillid, but still that was a hell of a good cut and paste job.....damn good.....

....and maybe we should start calling schillid "schilbert," like "Dilbert" only funny.....

Schillid - you cut the f*cken sh*t out of that email! (that's an expression we use at work a lot.

..he cut the motherfvcking hell out of that email.....

Also useful at work: IGNORANUS - someone who is stupid and also an *sshole.

good one.

....you had me up until you posted a photo of a nail.....wtf?

I think that means hitting the nail on the head?....But I could be wrong.

"It's just some friends of mine and they're busting down the door"

ROCKMAN

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Lukester
....you had me up until you posted a photo of a nail.....wtf?

"I thought I heard a pin drop..."

some of the funniest stuff i've read in a good while....thanks everybody!

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WMiller
Geez, do I have to do everything for you guys?

[www.nme.com]

Granted, it still doesn't make it funny.

we all know what it refers to but i doubt the average newspaper reader does...thanks for the link though.

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SomeTorontoGirl

Wow, if I didn't resemeble that picture it would be really funny....But more to the point. Dilbert is not funny. Non-Sequitar....Now that's funny. (as well as The Fusco Bros)><

"It's just some friends of mine and they're busting down the door"



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Schillid's shit was funny. That Dilbert shit was horrible.

I have an Uncle Ted and an Out of the Closet pooper in my office.