HalfNanker Wrote:
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> SomeTorontoGirl Wrote:
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> > A scottish farmer, MacTavish, was becoming very
> > concerned that someone was molesting his sheep,
> > especially when they were grazing the far
> pasture
> > out of sight of his farm. He decided to stake
> the
> > pasture out and try to catch the person in the
> > act. After several hours, his neighbour,
> MacLeod,
> > could be seen creeping along the fence, making
> for
> > one of the sheep. MacTavish, furious, yelled as
> > loud as he could:
> >
> > "Hey! MacLeod! Get offa my ewe!"
>
>
> shouldn't he have come across the sheep mounting
> his neighbor and yelled "hey ewe get off of
> Macleod"?
Now that would have been funny.