Just to let everyone know, those European pick-pockets aren't very subtle! I was at the Paris gig, lined up at the merch stand after the show and some ... woman ... came up behind me and stuck both her hands in the back pockets of my jeans, literally grabbing my backside! I turned around and gave her my best 'what the hell?' look and she just gave me the 'oh crap, you caught me' look and kindly removed her hands from my jeans and moved along. Luckily I'm not in the habit of stuffing items in my pockets but for those of you who do keep wallets, etc there, you might wanna find a new place to hold your stuff... crazy!!!

damn... you should have knocked her out.

damn... you should have knocked her out.

damn... you should have knocked her out.

You should have grabbed her @@@ and said OOPPPS.

"It's just some friends of mine and they're busting down the door"

.....I don't see the downside.....let me get this straight, a strange woman grabs your buttocks with both hands?......hmmmm.....I'm packing my bags for France.

Yeah Lukester if Elmo is the King of Scotland......Then you should be the Duke of Earl,or is that Earl of Duke..................Whatever,your important dude and that's what matters.

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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 2007-12-31 03:44 by cirrhosis.

And the problem with that is.................................?

"It's just some friends of mine and they're busting down the door"

Put a couple of mousetraps in your pockets and that will teach her!!

No wait, on second thought. . ..




damn... you should have knocked her out.

Lukester Wrote:
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> .....I don't see the downside.....let me get this
> straight, a strange woman grabs your buttocks with
> both hands?......hmmmm.....I'm packing my bags for
> France.

Ok ok... you need to know... I'm also a woman! That's the problem. If a strange bloke stuffed his hands in your pockets and grabbed your ass would you enjoy it? Yeah... didn't think so - haha

Funniest thread ever!!!

Carry your money in your bras! Or pay extra attention to the people around you... These small bags that one can carry around one's neck, and hide under one's IORR t-shirt - they're quite a good idea, yeah?

funky_fi Wrote:
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> Lukester Wrote:
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> -----
> > .....I don't see the downside.....let me get
> this
> > straight, a strange woman grabs your buttocks
> with
> > both hands?......hmmmm.....I'm packing my bags
> for
> > France.
>
> Ok ok... you need to know... I'm also a woman!
> That's the problem. If a strange bloke stuffed his
> hands in your pockets and grabbed your ass would
> you enjoy it? Yeah... didn't think so - haha


okay.....thanks for clarifying funky_fi.......and in all seriousness, thank you for your very kind and well intentioned thread.....and please accept my apology for making fun of your scary situation.

gstone Wrote:
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> Carry your money in your bras!

Ever been on the recieving end of someone who pulls money out of her bra and hands it over to you?

I work in retail and this happens more often than one may think. Sometimes I get a woman that obviously does not take very good care of herself and I dread it when she reaches up high to get her money. Good thing they make antibiotic soap and hand sanitizer!