Now Mick Taylor, could HE play the blues,
But Keith Richards, he wanted reviews
That said HE was the BEST
So our Mickie, I've guessed
Left the Stones way too soon, that's the news!

sluissie Wrote:
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> Ahhhh... Read some of those to Keith while your
> interviewing him... Would be great, I'm sure he'll
> laugh his @ss off...
>
> Jelle


But skip your last one... ;-)

Jelle

lol no no sluissie!!

mickschix that last one was Grrreaatttt..
heh heh...
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now what the hell rhymes with 'vibrato'?



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 2007-04-08 01:51 by Beelyboy.

(was trying to find a good jello/fellow/yellow rhyme, and a shark/spark rhyme...)



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ok, you all get one

Hello,mellow, bellow

dark,bark,lark,Mark,narc,park

"No Anchovies, Please"

Elmo Lewis Wrote:
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> Hello,mellow, bellow
>
> dark,bark,lark,Mark,narc,park


Thanks Elmo...but I meant to write a parody of the Jagger rhyming, but it came out so awful that I didn't want to be connected to it.

There once was a Stone name of Brian
Big Hits & Hot Rocks has him flyin'
From harp to marimba
Yeah the music got inya
No wonder them young girls was cryin'

There once was a Stone that few knew
Who played a piano so blue
Though five we were seein'
In fact there was Ian
And many just knew him as Stu



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Schillid - Great one about Stu, he gets overlooked too often.

so true
thanks Cindy

Some girls they take all my money
Some girls they take all my clothes
The shirt off my back,
Some give heart attacks
And leave me with a lethal dose

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duplicate posts above
sorry



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What was keef thinking
He must have been drinking
Now Disney’s so mad
“Lets silence this lad”
Our ship is already sinking

Aaahhhh... Really speeding up here no? Great work guys and galls!

Thanks for the laughs!

Jelle

Now, how many Stones can there be?
Mick, Brian and Keith - that makes three
Bill, Charlie and Stu
Mick T, Ronnie too
But on stage there's about 23!



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Something happened to me yesterday
Something I can't speak of right away
Something happened to me
Something oh so groovy
Something happened to me yesterday

Something very strange i hear you say
You're talking in a most peculiar way
But something really threw me
Something oh so groovy
Something happend to me yesterday

As word of them spread through the land
As more people heard them first-hand
'Tis said near and far
The Rolling Stones are
The world's greatest rock 'n' roll band

somewhere, I've heard it said
by someone, that rock is dead
but the stones keep rolling
so stop all this moaning
or Keith'll cut off your head

( with a chainsaw of course)

There's guitar players at bashes,
Jimmys and Erics and Slashes,
But there's only one Keef,
And that's a relief,
He's busy snorting Bert's ashes.

"No Anchovies, Please"

voodoocat Wrote:
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> somewhere, I've heard it said
> by someone, that rock is dead
> but the stones keep rolling
> so stop all this moaning
> or Keith'll cut off your head
>
> ( with a chainsaw of course)

Are you sure he wouldn't use an axe?

Get it? guitar/axe

Yeah an Axe would work too. but given Keiths over the top statements of late, I think a chainsaw would be his choice hey lets watch the undercover videos!!

Little Boy Blue had a singer named Mick
All the lasses were a pleased with his chic
Along came a Jones, Brian as he was known
and with him the Rolling Stones name that would stick!

There once was a drummer called Charlie
Looked nothing like Sir Walter Raleigh
It's nonsense I know
Just like 'Iddle i Po'
So goodbye I'm off on my Harley!

Thanks alot Sluissie and Beely, I will take some of these with me for Keith! ( Yes, except my last one!) Elmo, I loved your last one!!! I'll have to do a few more!

mickschix Wrote:
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> Thanks alot Sluissie and Beely, I will take some
> of these with me for Keith! ( Yes, except my last
> one!) Elmo, I loved your last one!!! I'll have to
> do a few more!

Hi'ya Mickschix!

Would it be too much to ask if you would post back here and let us know if Keith had any comments (good or bad) on our limericks?

Thanks!

"No Anchovies, Please"

Mr. Watts is a man of impeccable taste,
Who always sets the most perfect pace.
Now I'm not your drummer,
But you are my singer
With a punch no more words did he waste.

Marv Peck

Y'all remember that rubber legged boy