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schillid
Nicos, did you consult your rhyming dictionary?

Yeah yeah I cheated, I'm a foreigner you know.......

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There seems to be no consensus
What to do with the guitarist they sent us
With Keef he's in thick, and he knows 40 licks
But the credit goes to Second Mick

Is that better? I changed it.
Dang, it should be "was" managed...hehe.

Thanks, Schillid!

There once was a man with big lips
Who sang, danced, and shook his slim hips
The guitarists were cool
and the drummer no fool
while the bass player screwed lots of chicks...

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Rip this joint, gonna save your soul, round and round and round we go......

Feelings would flood on the page
Spill it all over the stage
I like rock n roll
I like rock n roll
Would you think the boy is strange

Should they make a new album, or not?
Will Keith's "Life" be all lies, or red-hot?
Just what was Mick T's role
On Plundered My Soul?
There's no end to the questions we've got...

There once was a singer named Mick
Who reportedly had a small dick
when Keith loudly snickered
and he and Mick bickered
I laughed til I shat out a brick.

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Rip this joint, gonna save your soul, round and round and round we go......

May 12th is Limerick Day. Who knew?

Brian started alone
playing blues and, hoping to hone
his chops, added others,
but muddied the waters
and gave life to the Rolling Stones.

Happily, Stu boogied in
and soon took one right on the chin;
but he still played some numbers
with his three chord wonders
and carried their bags to the end.

Keith said to Mick "That's a fine
stack of records - your place or mine?"
The results were a winner,
those twins have glimmered
from Day One all down the line.

Bill had an amp and bass
and a weakness for each pretty face.
He fell hard for young Mandy,
perhaps he used candy
in a seduction most surely off base.

Charlie's reluctant to talk,
but his beat is as sound as a rock.
We love him to bits
when he tickles his kit,
not least for his elegant socks.

We lost Brian, and later a Mick,
but gained Ronnie, who knows a few tricks.
So where did they go
since that last O2 show?
Somebody - give 'em a kick!

Nice job, ST girl! May be ya could help Mick with lyrics!

The bootlegging business now bustles
The concert that's legend from Brussels
An official release
And Mick's now at peace
With digital downloads he hustles

The Stones Tour will begin in September,
If Keith and Ron Wood can remember
The Chords to their songs
Without smokin their bongs,
I will pray that we'll see some " old members".

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mickschix
I will pray that we'll see some " old members".

i can do without seeing their old members...

What! You don't want to see MT?? Or are you being a dirty boy??

I'm betting that Mick will stay angry
And tour with his new band SUPER HEAVY
Instead of the Stones
I can hear all the groans,
I'm just joking, don't jump off the levy!

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mickschix
are you being a dirty boy??

i'm not the one who wants to see them....

Keith once wrote a book he called LIFE
That was awful and caused us all strife
for in it he said
things that made Mick see RED
Will somebody please pull out the knife!!

Eventually each Rolling Stone
Will lay 'neath a marker of stone
" 'Til then," thinks old Mick
"Superheavy's the trick
I'll sing in band with Joss Stone."



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schillid
Eventually each Rolling Stone
Will lay 'neath a marker of stone
'Til then thinks old Mick
Superheavy's the trick
I'll sing in band with Joss Stone

it's cheating to use the same word to rhyme with itself, you know....

I do know that...

Though bending the rules
Not cheaters nor fools
The words that rhyme have different meanings which is interesting AND stupid at the same time, which is always notable. I like the rhythm of the words.

Sir Mick had a diamond, forsooth,
Implanted in his right front tooth.
Not to be out done,
Keith had titanium
Put in his skull; the spill’s an excuse!

Mr Watts is the name of the drummer
2000 gigs, and never a bummer
Behind his small kit
A man of dry wit
On tour again early next summer

Young Ronnie first saw them in Ealing
Plays slide with an open-E tuning
Dates the youngest of chicks
Plays lots of great licks
With emotion and plenty of feeling

Bill stood on the right of the stage
When screaming girls were all the rage
Held his short fretless bass
Kept a stony-still face
And counted the girls that he laid

The human riff plays lead guitar
An author as well as a star
Keith Richard’s his name
Rock and roll is his game
The Blue Lena Bentley’s his car

Mick dances non-stop every the show
Fast numbers as well as the slow
The singer, and also the song
In business, he never does wrong
Hoping his todger will now start to grow

There once was a man from Kent
Whose dick in the middle was bent
To save toil and trouble
He stuck it in double
Instead of coming he went!

There once was a boy called Mick,
who looked as thin as a stick,
He had a mate called Keith,
who got some new teeth,
but was obsessed with the size of Mick's album collection

Very funny, Gravity!!!

Mick decided to set the date
For their very last tour, this part I hate
Because I know deep in my heart
That after this tour, they could fall apart
Their future will be in the hands of Fate.

There was a young man called Wood
Who didn't play guitar as he should
When a man called Taylor could

there once was a stoner named Keith
who lost most all of his teeth
his fingers went bum
so he played with his gum
and slobbered a bucket each beat

there once was a Stone named Bill Wyman
who tempted a girl with a diamond
he shoved in his rod
and she screamed "Oh God!..."
"look what you did to my hymen!"

Getting a little XX rated, I see! Do I have to top that one?

there once was a singer named Mick
spent his whole life stroking his dick
"if my peter goes soft
it might fall right off"
even sleep couldn't get him to quit