Keith's manager is claiming the snorting his dad line was joke.

Did Keith Richards Really Snort His Dad's Ashes? No — It Was A Joke!

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SHOCKING!!!!!!!!

oh my goodness its really not true

Good to hear it beeing denied - but it will stick forever.
thanx for the update.

Everyone knows that one doesn't snort one's father's remains, silly.

You mainline 'em.

"Something in my veins, bloodier than blood."

......well awwwwwwwwwright............on with the show

Though the lies might be true
That's just cause the joke's about you





ROCKMAN

Why would you snort ashes? For God's sake, do the decent thing and put them in a bong and smoke them.

Still this will become one of those legends around Keith, just like the ever returning story about his blood being refreshed in Switserland.

How to get international publicity for a small tour of Europe...

I never got the impression thaqt Keith is in any way interested/committed to getting publicity for a tour or whatever other Stones-related thing. So my guess it's just a remark out of deep and deep boredom, just trying to shock and see if they bite.

He got them, all right! Funny lad, that Richards. But seriously; Too many people here were seemingly surprised and morally indignated that he's taken drugs in the not so distant past... Oooo - how unexpected! ha ha.

he must told it o the first of april

It's made all the morning news shows in the US.

Wait you mean he didnt have his blood refreshed?!

and the front page of the Daily News in NYC...

Gotta love Keith. Only he could say something as outrageous as this...even if it was a joke..and have everyone think he was capable of it.

Joke or not, it's true to the press, and now part of the legend.

Funny enough to be a joke. Pathetic enough (with Keith's past) to be true.

One way or another, it won't affect a thing. The only bad publicity is no publicity.

...and a truly dumb joke at that.

probably unplanned of the cuff remark being bored stupid by journo's asking the same question for 30 odd years.....

buffalo7478 Wrote:
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> Gotta love Keith. Only he could say something as
> outrageous as this...even if it was a joke..and
> have everyone think he was capable of it.
>
> Joke or not, it's true to the press, and now part
> of the legend.
>
> Funny enough to be a joke. Pathetic enough (with
> Keith's past) to be true.
>
> One way or another, it won't affect a thing. The
> only bad publicity is no publicity.



I couldnt have said it better myself... i think every line of this post is 100% accurate.

quite so.

If this was shocking for someone. And if Keith ever would write a book about "the thrue life with Stones", dont read it.

I feel like Keith is on a sitcom. He's a loveable ragamuffin who gets into all sorts of trouble, but we can't help but love him at the end of the show.

It's like he deflowers the neighbor's daughter, and the daughter's father steps out on his front porch after learning the news and shakes his fist to the sky, saying: "RICHARDS!!!"

Then the camera does a quick close-up on Keith. He smiles, shrugs his shoulders, and then makes a Woody Woodpecker noise, and bounces off into the distance.

He seems like a Bugs Bunny character.

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Bump... Why dont we post in this thread instead.. ?

Do we actually w a n t to believe in this sleazy "story"...

I'm not too sure about this. He snorts coke but maybe made a joke that wasnt really funny just bizarre. And very Keith.

Jumpin'JackFrash Wrote:
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> I feel like Keith is on a sitcom. He's a loveable
> ragamuffin who gets into all sorts of trouble, but
> we can't help but love him at the end of the
> show.
>
> It's like he deflowers the neighbor's daughter,
> and the daughter's father steps out on his front
> porch after learning the news and shakes his fist
> to the sky, saying: "RICHARDS!!!"
>
> Then the camera does a quick close-up on Keith.
> He smiles, shrugs his shoulders, and then makes a
> Woody Woodpecker noise, and bounces off into the
> distance.
>
> He seems like a Bugs Bunny character.


ROFLMFAO!!!!!

Ex-ACT-ly!!!!!!!

..... its called a caricature.......

... or goofball freakshow that can no longer be taken seriously.