Another tour?
Date: March 18, 2007 01:58
It’s not a great secret I am not a real big fan of the Stones as they play nowadays. I feel that with Wyman leaving also the swing left the Stones, and I do feel that the guitarists aren’t the most exciting anymore. This Bigger Bang tour passed me by for the greatest part. I didn’t listen to that many bootlegs, I didn’t fly to the US to see them, I only attended one show in Holland, and it just didn’t really appeal to me anymore. That’s o.k. I think. That’s just the way things go in Patterson.
But some days ago a friend of mine wanted to show me something. He had me sat down, opened a bottle of whine, and had me watch the March 22 Tokyo show. It was the worst ever musical experience I ever had. To this day, I am actually ashamed when I think about the show. To put it straight: Keith and Ron didn’t have a clue what they were doing op on that stage. They didn’t have a clue what to do what the guitar they were supposed to play.
It started with "Jumping Jack Flash". There were some sound problems, but also, Keith played the intro wrong. Not just wrong, he played it out of tune. He played a bit in Bflat, and a bit in B. Wood just noodled along, I sincerely think he didn’t even recognize the song.
Then to "Let's Spend The Night Together"…Chuck starts the intro, and Keith follows…at least, he tries. He doesn’t have a clue what key this song is in. And when he thinks he found the key, he starts noodling totally off key! For the entire song, Keith is totally off. Wood even tries to help Keith, but he doesn’t know which song this is. Am I making this up? Jagger’s “god have mercy” whisper tells me he knows it too.
Then "She's So Cold". It’s just a terrible mess of guitars. Nobody knows the chords. Keith tries a solo in G, but starts in B instead. Wood is obliged to do the lead with the B-bender…Mental note to Ron Wood: please don’t ever play the B-bender again! It’s atrocious! You play off-key, and then bend the note even further off-key. It’s terrible!
Then to “Oh No Not You Again”. O.k. This song is only three chords, what can you do wrong? Well, you can simply NOT know the three chords of the song like Wood did. And, you can play the solo in the wrong key, like Keith does. I am not making this up: again Jagger notices it all, and sends callous looks to all.
The next song is “Sway”. Literally nobody knows this song, so much is clear by now. The intro is played plainly wrong (Hey Keith: it’s D / F / C, not D / E / C. It’s only one fret, but it’s a different chord you know). Wood hasn’t got the slightest idea about the two chords in the verses: he hits something in between a C and a Bflat, and then seeks help with his roadie: this is the key right? Am I doing it right? The solo is just a clashing mesh of out of tune feed-backing notes. This is not a solo, this is torture. Jagger notices it as well, and wants to cut it short. Unfortunately not everybody in the band follows Jagger so closely, and most miss the cues given. Here also a note to Jagger: if you can’t hit the notes you did hit 30 years ago it sometimes is better to simply NOT play the song. They way you sing it now doesn’t do the song justice.
Then on to "As Tears Go By", and something truly astonishing happens. You earn 500 million a year; you pay your roadie a million a year, and what happens? The roadie hands a 12-string acoustic totally out of tune! And not just a bit off, no: totally out of tune! Even Keith, whom doesn’t recognize the song he’s playing, hears the guitar is out of tune. Does he grab a new one, does he demands the roadie to bring a new one? No! He just plays on. And to make matters worse: he plays the wrong riffs in the wrong key on an out-of-tune guitar!
O.k., I had enough. But my friend insisted I watched "Tumbling Dice". Why? To watch Ron Wood torture the audience with yet another B-bender solo. The screeching and the feeding back is horrendous. This is terrible. I don’t want to watch this anymore.
I am sorry, I can’t take it anymore. The Stones, in this form, just plainly should not be playing live, on these big stages anymore. It’s just not possible. People are paying money to see you play. People save money to see you play. People spend their vacations to see you play. And what do you do? You don’t give a fvck. You do not rehearse, you drink your self to death, you take lines until your nose starts to bleed, and you don’t give a fvck about the people paying $200 to see you play. You laugh about it, you tell a nice story in the MOJO magazine that you really hit rock bottom in Munich, and meanwhile you don’t give a flying fvck these 60.000 people just paid 100 euros and spend the entire day and night to see you play. You don’t give a fvck, you just go to one of your one billion estates and laugh it off. Why should you care….
No matter how legendary they are, but this show is the lowest the Stones have ever been. I am ashamed.
Mathijs
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 2007-03-18 02:32 by Mathijs.