Reminds me of the good ol' story with the monkey
who entered a bar somewhere in a desert state in the west...
The tough guys standing 'FOS' of the bar checked the ape out,
thoroughly.
Monkey to swing himself up to a barstool & ordered a beer (a Bud).
"Ok, 18$", Bartender says.
The bartender didnt feel too comfortable with the situation, so
he tried to chat a little...
"We're not giddin to often them monkeys as guests here"
"... No wonder", says the monkey,"When a beer costs ya 18 bucks".