Ok mr smarty pants aka Rockman..I found your theme song..this is a real song
Rest Home
Rest homes, restrooms
Wayside rests and acid tests and
Growin’ old, old and stale
Just waitin’ to die and go to hell
Shouldn’t be so cynical but the world is so tyrannical
And whatcha goin’ to do anyway?
Put me in a rest home
I need the rest anyway . . .
Now I could be mistaken but it always seemed to me
That a man is just as old as he believes himself to be
Now I was 30 at 18 and 12 when I was 10
So when I’m 80 don’t try and cage me,
I’ll still be going strong by then
Now ‘bout the time I’m 60 I should be about 21
That’s the time I put away for havin’ all my fun
Well, life of booze and women ain’t as bad as it seems
At 65 I’ll find a girl just bustin’ out’o her jeans . . .
And you can put me in a rest home
I’ll need the rest, I’m sure in a rest home
Takin’ all my meds in a rest home
Never have to work another day in my life in a rest home
Chasin’ round the nurses all day and all night in a rest home
Hope I don't die before I get old . . .
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