Adrian-L Wrote:
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> i run the tour updates and ticketing branch of
> RS.COM
>
> ...in my lunch hour i design the subtle and
> tasteful t-shirts,
> in the value-for-money merchandise section.


I want that job. Well paid ( payback from Mr.Cohl), no requested qualification as far as I can check. I give up for the lunch hour.

Gazza Wrote:
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> Beast Wrote:
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> > I think that might be called taking the bait?
> :-)
>
>
> I'm intrigued by the fact you edited that post
> twice..LOL

Now you two, keep it clean ......... else big bad BV will doubtless come wading in waving his censorship stick. And when I say "keep it clean" ... that's the dialogue I'm referring to, not the bog !

Lukester Wrote:
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> Adrian-L, my trench-footed friend from the UK, you
> seem to be doing a great job with that RS.Com
> thing.....aaaaarg


Arrr, tis' a dirty job, my ol' salty dog, but someone's got t' do it.
Tis' easierthan smugglin', rape and pillage Ye'll ne'er get me buried booty!

aaaaarg...I still pillage for a living, aaaar.....guard yer buried booty coz I'm a comin after it, aaaaar

Lukester Wrote:
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> aaaaarg...I still pillage for a living,
> aaaar.....guard yer buried booty coz I'm a comin
> after it, aaaaar

Arrr, you'll ne'er find our loot, matey
ol' Captain Cohl is a master at gettin' your so'erighns and keepin' it out o' the dirty paws o' colonials, like yourself. Aye.

Adrian-L Wrote:
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> i run the tour updates and ticketing branch of
> RS.COM
>


ok, so thats five minutes of every month accounted for. What about the rest of the time?

Gazza Wrote:
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> ok, so thats five minutes of every month accounted
> for. What about the rest of the time?

power-lunches, sometimes overrun designated 1 hour

I try to breathe all the time, that keeps me living....

No, I work at a school as an assistant. I help the pupils that got problems and so on.

I work for the FBI, I'm keeping stacks of paper 10 feet high.
It gets me down.....

Gardener. With nature and love being outside. Can't stand it inside. Last few days I have befriended a little red squirrel.

I'm working for a newspaper in Holland.Sometimes it's fun, sometimes it's boring

I'm a corporate attorney during the day, but I fly over NYC in a black bat costume at night.

jagger50 Wrote:
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> Gardener. With nature and love being outside.
> Can't stand it inside. Last few days I have
> befriended a little red squirrel.


Be careful Jagger50. Those little boogers will turn on you without warning. I once befriended a family of little red squirrels. Brought them into my home and treated them like family. I taught the oldest one how to play a little piano while the two little ones would do small chores around the house. I thought the fun would never end. Then one day I came home from work and they were gone. Not even a thank you note or anything. They even left behind the little piano, but what could I do with it? I mean it was really too small for anything other than a squirrel or small rodent to play. Jagger50, don't make the same mistake I did and get too attached to that little squirrel. He'll turn on you.

Lukester Wrote:
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> jagger50 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Gardener. With nature and love being outside.
> > Can't stand it inside. Last few days I have
> > befriended a little red squirrel.
>
>
> Be careful Jagger50. Those little boogers will
> turn on you without warning. I once befriended a
> family of little red squirrels. Brought them into
> my home and treated them like family. I taught the
> oldest one how to play a little piano while the
> two little ones would do small chores around the
> house. I thought the fun would never end. Then one
> day I came home from work and they were gone. Not
> even a thank you note or anything. They even left
> behind the little piano, but what could I do with
> it? I mean it was really too small for anything
> other than a squirrel or small rodent to play.
> Jagger50, don't make the same mistake I did and
> get too attached to that little squirrel. He'll
> turn on you.


hide your nutz Lukester....them varmits will tear through anything ta get at 'em

Thanks for the advice Lenny.....I miss those little rascals but not enough to lose my nuts over (we are talking about acorns aren't we?).

Lukester Wrote:
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> Thanks for the advice Lenny.....I miss those
> little rascals but not enough to lose my nuts over
> (we are talking about acorns aren't we?).


yes sir.........the edible ones.........now, you've jarred the memory that's left in my 5&1/2 brain cells.........acorn fights in the schoolyard in '66 (whilst Brian and Bill W. were shagging babes in their hotel room and Mick & Keith were penning anthems.........i was hurling acorns)



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 2006-09-20 20:25 by Leonard Keringer.

It's ok guys. I keep my balls in my pocket. I got no use for them lately.

ouch!!!

jagger50 Wrote:
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> It's ok guys. I keep my balls in my pocket. I got
> no use for them lately.


better than in her purse.....hang on ta what ya got

Historian; teacher, Cultural heritage worker.
And radio talker on a free lance basis.

i'm currently a Beverly Hills gigolo...........business has been slow lately (i use the word lately loosely).....'scuse me, i have to go pick-up my unemployment check

Biz gone lousy since that Richard Gere stumbled in on your streets?

Baboon Bro Wrote:
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> Biz gone lousy since that Richard Gere stumbled in
> on your streets?


yeah Bro.......he took over my turf..........him and his damn gerbils!

Gerbels? Could one of them play the piano? Just a hunch.

I was hedge cutting from 7 this morning. The cutter got caught in a bush. I pulled it out and WHAM. Right in the balls. I wish they had've been in my pocket.

Lukester Wrote:
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> Gerbels? Could one of them play the piano?
> Just a hunch.


thats it!........George & Ira Gerbshwin

I could make a joke about Eight Balls, the band I played tonite
on my show. But, Jagger50, I choose not to crack such a joke,
because I understand its a deep deep loss.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 2006-09-20 21:20 by Baboon Bro.

Get the farm going.

God must have been a woman. Because our balls should have been on the inside.

But God realized they needed a placement,
which would cool us off.