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Re: What do you do for a living?
Posted by: open-g ()
Date: August 29, 2012 03:02

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I'm a dentist

We hate dentists confused smiley

i'm am NOT an anti-dentite!

I think they should be forced to go to their own schools.

they DO have their own schools!

NEWMAN!


Re: What do you do for a living?
Posted by: 71Tele ()
Date: August 29, 2012 03:05

I used to perform circumcisions but now I'm a hand model



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 2012-08-29 03:06 by 71Tele.

Re: What do you do for a living?
Posted by: latebloomer ()
Date: August 29, 2012 04:10

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I used to perform circumcisions but now I'm a hand model

"Used to be" jokes:

I used to be a road digger, but I got re-trenched.
I used to be a sanitation engineer, but the city dumped me.
I used to sell computer parts, but then I lost my drive.
I used to be a shoe salesman, till they gave me the boot.
I used to work at Starbucks, but I got tired of the daily grind.
I used to be a tailor, but found the work to be just so-so.
I used to be a taxi driver, but found I couldn't hack it.
I used to be a teacher, but found I didn't have enough class.
I used to be a tennis instructor, but it just wasn't my racket.
I used to be a train driver but I got sidetracked.
I used to be a transplant surgeon, but my heart just wasn't in it.
I used to be a Velcro salesman, but couldn't stick with it.
I used to be a banker, but lost interest in the work.
I used to be a baker, but I didn't make enough dough.
I used to work in a blanket factory, but it folded.
I used to be a blackjack host, but was offered a better deal.
I used to work for Budweiser, but then I got canned.
I used to be a butler, but found the work wasn't my cup of tea.
I used to be a carpenter, but then I got bored.
I used to be a doctor, but then I lost patients.
I used to be a fisherman, but I got caught playing hooky.
I used to work for H&R Block, but it was just too taxing.
I used to be a hotel clerk, but then I had reservations.
I used to be a nun, but I got expelled because of my dirty habits.
I used to be a marathon runner, but couldn't stand the agony of de feet.
I used to work at an orange juice factory, but I was canned because I couldn't concentrate.
I used to be a railroad conductor, but my boss found out I wasn't trained.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 2012-08-29 04:11 by latebloomer.

Re: What do you do for a living?
Posted by: 68to72 ()
Date: August 29, 2012 11:15

Former Stool Groom..... But retired years ago.

What a drag it is gettin' old

Re: What do you do for a living?
Posted by: dead.flowers ()
Date: August 29, 2012 15:48

I was a butcher cutting up meat
I was a surgeon 'till I start to shake
I was a pitcher down in a slump
I was a fighter taken for a sucker punch
I was the boxer who can't get in the ring
I was a hooker losing her looks
I was a writer can't write another book
I was a tycoon drowning in debt

Hey, hey you got me rocking now

Re: What do you do for a living?
Posted by: 2000 LYFH ()
Date: August 29, 2012 16:06

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71Tele
I used to perform circumcisions but now I'm a hand model

"Used to be" jokes:

I used to be a road digger, but I got re-trenched.
I used to be a sanitation engineer, but the city dumped me.
I used to sell computer parts, but then I lost my drive.
I used to be a shoe salesman, till they gave me the boot.
I used to work at Starbucks, but I got tired of the daily grind.
I used to be a tailor, but found the work to be just so-so.
I used to be a taxi driver, but found I couldn't hack it.
I used to be a teacher, but found I didn't have enough class.
I used to be a tennis instructor, but it just wasn't my racket.
I used to be a train driver but I got sidetracked.
I used to be a transplant surgeon, but my heart just wasn't in it.
I used to be a Velcro salesman, but couldn't stick with it.
I used to be a banker, but lost interest in the work.
I used to be a baker, but I didn't make enough dough.
I used to work in a blanket factory, but it folded.
I used to be a blackjack host, but was offered a better deal.
I used to work for Budweiser, but then I got canned.
I used to be a butler, but found the work wasn't my cup of tea.
I used to be a carpenter, but then I got bored.
I used to be a doctor, but then I lost patients.
I used to be a fisherman, but I got caught playing hooky.
I used to work for H&R Block, but it was just too taxing.
I used to be a hotel clerk, but then I had reservations.
I used to be a nun, but I got expelled because of my dirty habits.
I used to be a marathon runner, but couldn't stand the agony of de feet.
I used to work at an orange juice factory, but I was canned because I couldn't concentrate.
I used to be a railroad conductor, but my boss found out I wasn't trained.

LOL

Re: What do you do for a living?
Posted by: muenke ()
Date: August 29, 2012 16:16

Just a little german lawyer, working too much to enjoy all the unearthed music we will get soon from the Stones ....

Re: What do you do for a living?
Posted by: slew ()
Date: September 5, 2012 06:14

I am an inside sales account manager for a tool distributor. its not bad but I've been there for 25 years maybe time for a change

Re: What do you do for a living?
Posted by: NICOS ()
Date: September 6, 2012 00:10

Last Friday I had my 40 years anniversary at my company confused smiley... man I'm getting old grinning smiley......I did plan not stay longer than 4/5 years ..........

Never want to be like papa,
Working for the boss evry night and day.............

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Re: What do you do for a living?
Posted by: Max'sKansasCity ()
Date: September 6, 2012 00:15

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Last Friday I had my 40 years anniversary at my company confused smiley... man I'm getting old grinning smiley......I did plan not stay longer than 4/5 years ..........

Never want to be like papa,
Working for the boss evry night and day.............
Did they give you a nice something to celebrate? I hope so.... CONGRATULATIONS NICOS!!!

Re: What do you do for a living?
Posted by: NICOS ()
Date: September 6, 2012 00:22

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NICOS
Last Friday I had my 40 years anniversary at my company confused smiley... man I'm getting old grinning smiley......I did plan not stay longer than 4/5 years ..........

Never want to be like papa,
Working for the boss evry night and day.............
Did they give you a nice something to celebrate? I hope so.... CONGRATULATIONS NICOS!!!

A lot of present and 1 1/2 month salary Brutto Netto....time to party...and lets not forget a bottle of Remy Martin smileys with beer

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Re: What do you do for a living?
Posted by: Max'sKansasCity ()
Date: September 6, 2012 00:25

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NICOS
Last Friday I had my 40 years anniversary at my company confused smiley... man I'm getting old grinning smiley......I did plan not stay longer than 4/5 years ..........

Never want to be like papa,
Working for the boss evry night and day.............
Did they give you a nice something to celebrate? I hope so.... CONGRATULATIONS NICOS!!!

A lot of present and 1 1/2 month salary Brutto Netto....time to party...and lets not forget a bottle of Remy Martin smileys with beer
NICE!!!! That is awesome!! PROPS TO YOU!! You are a big time success!!! Be Proud of it.

Re: What do you do for a living?
Posted by: NICOS ()
Date: September 6, 2012 00:28

Thanks Max'sKC

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Re: What do you do for a living?
Posted by: Rockman ()
Date: September 6, 2012 00:29

.....Shoot water-rats



ROCKMAN

Re: What do you do for a living?
Posted by: Max'sKansasCity ()
Date: September 6, 2012 00:30

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NICOS
Thanks Max'sKC
smileys with beer Cheers Nicos

Re: What do you do for a living?
Posted by: Edith Grove ()
Date: September 6, 2012 00:47

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Rockman
.....Shoot water-rats


Rockeee ?





Re: What do you do for a living?
Posted by: latebloomer ()
Date: September 6, 2012 00:48

Right now I am a teacher, but have hit the 5 year mark, which is when I start to get restless...time for somethin else.

Re: What do you do for a living?
Posted by: latebloomer ()
Date: September 6, 2012 00:53

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.....Shoot water-rats


Rockeee ?



Ughhh, shoot them all, Rockman! I love animals, but those things really creep me out. I stepped on one when I was a kid wandering the beach behind my house. It still gives me nightmares..

Re: What do you do for a living?
Posted by: 2000 LYFH ()
Date: September 6, 2012 01:03

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Rockman
.....Shoot water-rats

and do you feed them to your geese?

Re: What do you do for a living?
Posted by: NICOS ()
Date: September 6, 2012 01:03

I ones been bitten by a water rat in my toe confused smiley

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Re: What do you do for a living?
Posted by: Rockman ()
Date: September 6, 2012 01:06

I ones been bitten by a water rat in my toe ...ya should have called a Tow-Truck NICOS



ROCKMAN

Re: What do you do for a living?
Posted by: rbarnes00 ()
Date: December 3, 2012 07:23

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treaclefingers
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StonesTod
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treaclefingers
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treaclefingers
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I'm a dentist

We hate dentists confused smiley

i'm am NOT an anti-dentite!

I think they should be forced to go to their own schools.

they DO have their own schools!

NEWMAN!


You seem to have that GIF on your speed dial.

Serious question for the dentists: how much do braces cost, without insurance? I need to get them. I also need to have my teeth "cut" so that they are all "level".

Re: What do you do for a living?
Posted by: 2000 LYFH ()
Date: September 6, 2014 01:27

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Right now I am a teacher, but have hit the 5 year mark, which is when I start to get restless...time for somethin else.

I guess you just hit your 7 year mark or did you start somethin new!smoking smiley

Re: What do you do for a living?
Posted by: tomcasagranda ()
Date: September 6, 2014 01:46

I'm a risk analyst now, and I cannot be happier.

Re: What do you do for a living?
Date: September 6, 2014 01:57

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dead.flowers
I was a butcher cutting up meat
I was a surgeon 'till I start to shake
I was a pitcher down in a slump
I was a fighter taken for a sucker punch
I was the boxer who can't get in the ring
I was a hooker losing her looks
I was a writer can't write another book
I was a tycoon drowning in debt

Hey, hey you got me rocking now

Beat me to it!

Re: What do you do for a living?
Posted by: latebloomer ()
Date: September 6, 2014 01:59

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latebloomer
Right now I am a teacher, but have hit the 5 year mark, which is when I start to get restless...time for somethin else.

I guess you just hit your 7 year mark or did you start somethin new!smoking smiley

Oh man LYFH, funny to see this now. I actually went in the other direction and decided to get more serious about teaching. Working on getting my masters in education and working full time still. That, and three kids of my own, has me thinking right about now that I've lost my friggin mind. But if I can make it through the next year, I know I'll be glad I did it. Better money and more freedom.

tomscasagranda, as I recall, you were unemployed there for a while, so I very happy to read that you are working and loving what you do. Congratulations! smiling smiley

Re: What do you do for a living?
Posted by: Dreamer ()
Date: September 6, 2014 02:07

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latebloomer
Right now I am a teacher, but have hit the 5 year mark, which is when I start to get restless...time for somethin else.

I guess you just hit your 7 year mark or did you start somethin new!smoking smiley

Oh man LYFH, funny to see this now. I actually went in the other direction and decided to get more serious about teaching. Working on getting my masters in education and working full time still. That, and three kids of my own, has me thinking right about now that I've lost my friggin mind. But if I can make it through the next year, I know I'll be glad I did it. Better money and more freedom.

tomscasagranda, as I recall, you were unemployed there for a while, so I very happy to read that you are working and loving what you do. Congratulations! smiling smiley

Yes I remember that too. Good luck for you tomcasagrande!
Oh and to you too latebloomer!



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Re: What do you do for a living?
Posted by: MILKYWAY ()
Date: September 6, 2014 02:11

Believe it or not, an attorney.


Re: What do you do for a living?
Posted by: Rockman ()
Date: September 6, 2014 02:16

Fix broken hearts ....



ROCKMAN

Re: What do you do for a living?
Posted by: swiss ()
Date: September 6, 2014 02:18

I love threads like this because it's in part what makes it feel a little bit like a community of
actual people who sometimes actually like and care about each other in some weird cyber way...
smiling smiley



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 2014-09-06 02:19 by swiss.

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