Where was your mum to fight off the dingo?
Where have I been? Hmmmmmmm....Well, I got held hostage at Rock'N Roll Fantasy Camp by a bunch of young buck male musicians who all want to be rockstars, but we all know those boys think they know what to do with a woman, but it's always first out of the gate in a big hurry to finish the race without enjoying the run, so to speak.
It was hard to stay true to you too, but I kept thinking of you in those little leopard skin knickers, which would be the same as panties for women, or manties for men, and your seduction by all that good music you know about and have in your possession. It really helped me stay focused and avoid temptation of the poison apple.
I really know that scar is on your heart 'cause you thought I wasn't coming back and I'm really sorry about the dingo, but hopefully, it's your good half that's exposed!