Re: mark knoplfer the best guitarist of all time
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Date: March 9, 2006 09:54
DON'T FORGET THAT MACCA IS THE KING OF KINGS. MACCA IS THE BIGGEST LADIES' MAN IN TOWN. MACCA HAS SCREWED MORE WOMEN THAN BILL WYMAN, MICK JAGGER, JULIO IGLESIAS, TOMMY LEE, GENE SIMMONS AND CASANOVA ALL TOGETHER. YOU WOULD NEED A FIRE EXTINGUISHER TO COOL DOWN MACCA'S HUGE SEX DRIVE AT OCCASIONS. MACCA IS THE KING OF BASS, GUITAR, DRUMS AND PUTTING UP SHOWS THAT LAST ALMOST 3 HOURS. MACCA PLAYS SMASH HITS FROM THE BEATLES, WINGS AND FROM SOLO PROJECTS. MACCA IS THE KING OF KINGS. BUFFOON SEE!!!!!!! YOU HAVE GOT TO BE A BUFFOOOOOOON NOT TO REALIZE THAT MACCA IS THE KING OF ALL KINGS EVEN GREATER THAN THE KING IN THE LORD OF THR RINGS. BUFFOOOON SEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BUFFFOOONNN SEEE!!! MACCA IS THE GREATEST. WHEN MUHAMMAD ALI SAID HE WAS THE GREATEST HE REALLY MEANT THAT MACCA IS THE GREATEST MAN ALIVE.
MACCA IS THE BEATLES, WINGS AND THE MOST ESSENTIAL ARTIST EVER ON THIS PLANET AND ALSO IN OUTER SPACE. MACCA WOULD NEVER HOODWINK NOBODY AND HE'S THE MOST INDISPENSABLE ROCK STAR IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE. MACCA NEVER PUT UP A MEDICORE SHOW AND HE ALWAYS PLAYS AT LEAST 2.5 H GIGS WITH OVER THIRTY SONGS. HELTER SKELTER IS THE BEST HEAVY METAL EVER WRITTER BY A BABOON AND DON'T FORGET MACCA IS THE KING OF ALL KINGS. MACCA IS LUBRICIOUS AND THE WOMEN LOVES HIM REAL MUCH. MACCA OUTDID THE STONES AT SUPERBOWL. THE AUDIENCE LOVED MACCA AND HIS BASS AND HIS TIGHT STOMACH AND CUTE ARSE. MACCA IS THE KING OF ALL COFFEE SHOPS OF AMSTERDAM AND HE'D NEVER SAY NO TO WEED, CRACK AND HEROIN. MACCA IS THE KING OF ALL KINGS. MACCA IS BETTER THAN MARK KNOPFLER WHO'D BE CONSIDERED AN AMATEUR COMPARED TO MACCA AND HIS SKILLS AS A GUITARIST.
BUFFFFOOOON SEEEEEE!!!!!! MACCA HAS BEEN AWARDED THE MEDAL OF HONOR AND A NAVY CROSS FOR HIS HEROIC ACHIEVEMENTS AS A NAVY SEAL IN COMBAT DURING THE WAR IN IRAQ.
MACCA IS THE KING OF ALL KINGS IN THE WHOLE OF THE UNIVERSE. MACCA IS A BETTER POLITICIAN AND STATESMAN THAN BONO. MACCA IS NOT A GREAT FAN OF JINGOISM. MACCA IS THE KING OF ALL BUFFFOOOON SEEEEE KINGS AND EMPERORS.