django would kick knopler's ass....and thanks reading this today made me laugh my ass off!!!



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 2006-03-09 04:14 by rovalle.

keith doesn't know how to play acoustic , classical , and rock and roll guitar well like mark knopfler.

mark knopfler blows keith richards like no tomorrow.

keith richards is in the same league as george harrison. both good, but not super good.

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MACCA IS THE BEATLES, WINGS AND THE MOST ESSENTIAL ARTIST EVER ON THIS PLANET AND ALSO IN OUTER SPACE. MACCA WOULD NEVER HOODWINK NOBODY AND HE'S THE MOST INDISPENSABLE ROCK STAR IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE. MACCA NEVER PUT UP A MEDICORE SHOW AND HE ALWAYS PLAYS AT LEAST 2.5 H GIGS WITH OVER THIRTY SONGS. HELTER SKELTER IS THE BEST HEAVY METAL EVER WRITTER BY A BABOON AND DON'T FORGET MACCA IS THE KING OF ALL KINGS. MACCA IS LUBRICIOUS AND THE WOMEN LOVES HIM REAL MUCH. MACCA OUTDID THE STONES AT SUPERBOWL. THE AUDIENCE LOVED MACCA AND HIS BASS AND HIS TIGHT STOMACH AND CUTE ARSE. MACCA IS THE KING OF ALL COFFEE SHOPS OF AMSTERDAM AND HE'D NEVER SAY NO TO WEED, CRACK AND HEROIN. MACCA IS THE KING OF ALL KINGS. MACCA IS BETTER THAN MARK KNOPFLER WHO'D BE CONSIDERED AN AMATEUR COMPARED TO MACCA AND HIS SKILLS AS A GUITARIST.

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MACCA IS THE KING OF ALL KINGS IN THE WHOLE OF THE UNIVERSE. MACCA IS A BETTER POLITICIAN AND STATESMAN THAN BONO. MACCA IS NOT A GREAT FAN OF JINGOISM. MACCA IS THE KING OF ALL BUFFFOOOON SEEEEE KINGS AND EMPERORS.

Shearer9 wrote:

>>>>> mark knopfler blows keith richards like no tomorrow.

I AM SURE YOUR TWISTED MIND WOULD ENJOY THE IDEA

THE VIBRATO

tell keith to play guitar on sultan...and le't s see what he can do.

Macca BLOWS Knopfler AWAY!!! He

shearer9 Wrote:
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> mark knopfler blows keith richards like no
> tomorrow.


Wonderful. We are now in the "if Hendrix sucks, then Knopf swallows" line of discussion. Do you have anything to offer other than cheers and trashing? Any insight? Anything beyond IM-level discourse?

By the way Rank O, the Macca postings are a hoot. Can you work in references to Wilt Chamberlain and Dylan?
Also, I think you left out that Macca has no hair implants.

shearer9, I gotta tell you that at first I thought you were nuts but I went and bought the "Brothers in Arms" CD earlier today and you know what? You are SO EFFING correct man...Mark Knopfler is one kick ass guitar player, he just might be the best ever....you might be right......THE DUDE JUST BLOWS ME AWAY !!! THANX MAN

MCDDTLC Wrote:
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> Dail300 - get your info correct!
>
> Knopfler wasn't fired from Infidel's, true he
> didn't want Taylor around
> and was over-ruled by Dylan who informed him:
> Taylor is one of his favorite
> guitarist's. But the "both" play on those
> recordings, and I'm a Taylor fan 1st,
>
> But I like Knopfler alot!!
>
> too bad these two don't get along......
>
> MLC


Um, he was fired. Dyaln had to chose and he chose Taylor. Knopfler did not see the "Infedels" project to its completion. I get my info correct. In that I am Taylor fan has no bearing on this. In that I cannot stand Knopfler's playing makes this easy for me to write, especially since it's factual.

William Andress (also called Tuck) from jazz duo from Holland (Tuck & Patti) is the greates guitarplayer I've ever heard.

But Knopfler is good in his way, and so is Ron & Keith too.