DrPete Wrote:
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> Ever want to reform the "Dirty Mac"?



Good question! If Yoko doesn't want to do it, I have a recording of two cats clawing each other to death they can use instead.

That is cruel and unusual. The thought of Yoko singing, I mean, not the two cats clawing each other to death.

Now a tape of two cats clawing Yoko Ono to death would be musical genius. I wonder who would wail the loudest, Yoko or the cats. At least the cats probably wouldn't be off key.

Question for Keith ... "Why are you letting Jagger run things? You only wrote three songs on A Bigger Bang. And why aren't you playing more new songs on this tour? And why do you let Chuck be the band's musical director? And can I have your daughter's phone number?"

Oops, that's more than one. Actually, if I was ever lucky enough to talk to him, I would probably wimp out and start getting all gushy in his presence. I'd be like: "I have a serious, hard hitting question. Um ... why are you so cool?"