Media: "Sir...how long have you been waiting in line for a Stones ticket?".........Old Man: "Since their newest album "12 x 5" came out".....................Media: "Sir, that was 41 years ago" aren't you gettin a little too old to do this?"..............Old Man: "Look you s.o.b.....i'm not gettin old dammit!.....i'm gettin' better!.........now pass the bong punk!"