Playing golf, strangling animals and masturbating

Full time Stones Vinyl collector-- offset by twice the time spent digging up and documenting Native American Archaeological Site in Northern (Sweet) Virginia...also play harmonica and a bit of guitar...Archaeological GIS tec for a county agency...fun stuff...kind of a double entendre, my user name STONE relics...

How 'bout dem Stones!

JR

strangling animals and masturbating

Geeezzzz Gazza...aren't they the same thing?



ROCKMAN

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> Playing golf, strangling animals and masturbating

nice resume

Judging by our drier-than-dry sounding jobs, it's a good thing we have the Stones to think about or we would all die of boredom. And believe me, I'm including myself in that assessment!

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on a good day I can do all three at the same time

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does this mean you have three hands? or that you're a contortionist?




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sometimes Rolling Stones rarities uploader....

most of other times: private ;-)

at work: forensic psychiatrist (m.d.)



Truth is stranger than fiction

stoned greetings
G. The Cock



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Corporate real estate broker and board VP of a social service agency that supports developmentally disabled adults and children.

I was gong to say what Ido for a living but Gazza seemd to take it to a different level. And they took my beaver post off of here . How rude.

I am a clergyman. I also play blues hamonica and flute and love to travel. Most recently to Japan and Hawaii.

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I wouldn't have thought that there was a lot of money in that kind of work.

I've always said that Gazza's a stand-up guy, but I wouldn't want to shake his hand.

By the way, I'm a consultant in the areas of innovation, strategy and organizational change and development. Formerly I taught at university in the areas of English, Film, and Writing. I couldn't find a tenure-track job in academe so ten years ago I answered a small ad in a paper looking for someone who could navigate through the internet as a researcher. I went from teaching a course on Film Noir and the detective film one week to working on a strategic plan for an aerospace company the next. So far, ten years later, no one's caught on that I don't have a clue what I'm talking about . . . except for T&A, Gazza, and Leonard.



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I run my own chauffeur company here in London. Just a small setup, myself with some casual help from other drivers when I need it.

Early this year (march I think) I had the pleasure of driving L'Wren Scott in London for a couple of hours. I have to say, she was a pain in the arse.



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What's your favourite flavour?...........Cherry Red!!

We OD folks are onto each other, camper! Got a master's in OD from USF

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You may have a Master's in OD, but Keith's got the magna cum laude PhD in OD'ing from U Lazarus, you. (My PhD's in Shakespeare, go figure)

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> We OD folks are onto each other, camper! Got a
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You may have a Master's, but Keith's got the magna cum laude PhD in OD'ing from U Lazarus, you. (My PhD's in Shakespeare, go figure)

I am a foreman in the maintenance department for Norfolk Southern Railway (

[www.nscorp.com] ). I am also very involved in the union I

belong to, Brotherhood of Maintenance of Way Employees Division of the

International Brotherhood of Teamsters (http://www.bmwe.org/ ). I am the

Virginia State Legislative Director (http://www.bmwewash.org/Legis%

20Dirs.htm#VIRGINIA ) and we are celebrating having elected a Democratic

Governor who has been serving as Lt. Governor.


Greg

"thank you Jesus, thank you LORD!"

Oh, btw - if anyone can help me, I'm looking for a job in London in January/February 2006. So if anyone can help me...I'll be happy to send you my application papers!

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> Gazza Wrote:
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> > Playing golf, strangling animals and
> masturbating
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>
> I wouldn't have thought that there was a lot of
> money in that kind of work.
>
> I've always said that Gazza's a stand-up guy, but
> I wouldn't want to shake his hand.
>
> By the way, I'm a consultant in the areas of
> innovation, strategy and organizational change and
> development. Formerly I taught at university in
> the areas of English, Film, and Writing. I
> couldn't find a tenure-track job in academe so ten
> years ago I answered a small ad in a paper looking
> for someone who could navigate through the
> internet as a researcher. I went from teaching a
> course on Film Noir and the detective film one
> week to working on a strategic plan for an
> aerospace company the next. So far, ten years
> later, no one's caught on that I don't have a clue
> what I'm talking about . . . except for T&A,
> Gazza, and Leonard.
>
> Hey camper88...wouldve loved to had a gander at that film noir course
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> gander at that film noir course
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Leonard,

That was a blast, they kind of thing that's so much fun you can't believe you're getting paid to do it:
Some of the films were

Touch of Evil
Kiss Me Deadly
The Killing
Double Indemnity
Bound (Wachowskis) and . . .
Fargo
and about 8 others that I'm forgetting right now.

camper88 Wrote:
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> a
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> Leonard,
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> That was a blast, they kind of thing that's so
> much fun you can't believe you're getting paid to
> do it:
> Some of the films were
>
> Touch of Evil
> Kiss Me Deadly
> The Killing
> Double Indemnity
> Bound (Wachowskis) and . . .
> Fargo
> and about 8 others that I'm forgetting right
> now.
>

ah yeah Camper88...Touch of Evil (good 'ol Orson Wells - what a character in that film...he had to have that cigar surgically removed ....and Kiss Me Deadly - man, great!!!...Ralph Meeker was great in that..and by the way, what was in that "mysterious" box everybody was after...was it some kinda of nuclear spirit?....The Killing (wow again...one of the greats...was it Sterling Hayden - that great understated actor?)...Fred & Barbara in Double I...brilliant again...what do ya think of the Chandler adaptation from his novel of The Big Sleep...Bogey ruled the planet then

orson was awesome. sort of looks like taylor now or am i wrong???

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oh no J.J..........here we go

Leonard Keringer Wrote:
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> what do ya think of the
> Chandler adaptation from his novel of The Big
> Sleep...Bogey ruled the planet then
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Great flick, I've used that in previous years. It's got Bacall as well.
Ever seen Out of the Past, with Mitchum?

By the way, the box in Kiss Me Deadly shows up again in Pulp Fiction, Tarantino's great at recycling. Gotta catch a plane, ciao.

Unemployed and loving it!!!!!! I have the wine thing down but the other artificial paradises are a woeful thing of the past. I walk on tip toes to the pharmacy and eat the foliage of sun-drenched street plants that fog my vision and feed my cyststic mastodystic leg cramp crimp drawl tongue in mouth and hard in the shoe.


Charles Baudelaire
1821-1867

just kidding! touch of evil was a great flick. also double indemnity.

and we all loved taylor in the 70's.

Bussiness owner in Puerto Rico.(Not a Magician)on my free time play the drums(not very good ).


"No dope smoking no beer sold after 12 o'clock"

i teach English to kindergarten children in China

BDM/Sales Mgr for an automotive supplier- work from the home and can definitely relate to "Splattered's" no business politics although I think I observe/encounter plenty of political circumstances on this forum for sure.

I wouldn't mind having Gazza's gig as a part time weekend slot - although my handicap is atrocious!

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