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What, do their sippy cups have Mick Jagger's lips now?

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Flo from Alice?

What about Mel, the ornery short order cook? Is he a Stones fan as well?

I wish Flo's "Name Your Price Tool" worked for Stones tickets.

Peace,
Mr DJA

Flo and Eddie?

Jostein Flo?

Sister Flo?

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Cristiano Radtke
Sister Flo?

Sister Flo, a gardening freak
Had quite a nasty shock last week.
While she was planting silver beet
A small voice cackled at her feet.

‘Hey, droopy-drawers! I’m talking to you!
You’re ugly, big and pimply too!
I’m over here you silly old dill
Down beneath the window sill!

‘How dare you!’ scolded Sister Flo.
‘You cheeky little so-and-so!’
For she had only just found out
The speaker was a Brussels sprout.

‘It said, ‘We’ve business to discuss!
Stop pouring that manure on us!
We don’t enjoy it, not a bit
Would you like getting covered in it?’

A carrot by the garden gate
Said, ‘It’s the smell of it I hate
And while we have a chance to talk
I loathe being yanked up by the stalk.’

And all the vegies had a go
At nagging poor old Sister Flo
When scolded by an artichoke
Her temper well and truly broke.

Potatoes, leeks she dug the lot
And stewed them in her cooking pot
She baked a pastie, golden brown
Said, ‘Serves you right!’ then wolfed it down.

Alas, the vegies got her back
Flo suffered from a wind attack
So noisy was her sorry plight
It kept the neighbours up all night.

Explosions rocked her small abode
Her bathtub landed in the road
A flying sink complete with taps
Made fifteen blocks of flats collapse.

It happened just a week ago
Now things have changed for Sister Flo
When vegies to her rudely speak
She simply turns the other cheek.

~Sister Madge’s Book of Nuns by Doug MacLeod (1986)

Love the tale of Sister Flo. Is it set to music by anyone? It should be.

Heavy or medium Flo?

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latebloomer

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Cristiano Radtke
Sister Flo?

~Sister Madge’s Book of Nuns by Doug MacLeod (1986)

Thanks, latebloomer. I didn't know that.

I think you're thinking of the mascot from Progressive Auto Insurance, who is played by actress Stephanie Courtney.

Otherwise, how about actress Florence Henderson (The Brady Bunch)?

~Ben

Look you morons, clearly it's the Pearl Jam song. That song is a stones fan.

Stones?



Nah, Plastic Ono Band for me...

"I only said they just copied the Beatles, pet..."

(PS: Latebloomer, I just ordered Sister Madge from Amazon - I love silly poems!"

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Green Lady

"I only said they just copied the Beatles, pet..."

(PS: Latebloomer, I just ordered Sister Madge from Amazon - I love silly poems!"

So do I, Green Lady...my father made them up all the time. Thanks for the Andy Capp pic, he was always one of my favorites in the funnies.

...Were talking the (former) athlete Florence Griffith-Joyner, here?


or about this one: video: [www.youtube.com]