Meat Loaf will do three shows at the Beacon in August. I intend to go there undercover
in order to do some research about if their bathrooms are good to do coke in,
try to find hidden entrances to the venue, locating the fire extinguisher and get to know the staff
so they'll accept a small bribe to fix me Stones tix. I would do anything for love......
Prices from $39.50. What a bargain to see Mr Lard-ass.

And please don´t forget to saw the stage boards where Chuck and his plinkeliano will stand in September, left side!!

An article in today's NY Times indicates Chucky will be joining the tour:

[www.nytimes.com]?

I guess the PC line up was just a tease/budget consideration.

This insane Chuck organizes "corporate hunting parties". What about the deers ?

F**k the chuck.

But, true, Keith was the "best friend shooting water rats". I read it happens for real, Keith had a mini hovercraft in the late 60s, he used it to fire water rats.

If you got a few water rats you want to eliminate from the face of the earth. What you gonna do? Call our main man Keith, of course. He'll come hovering equipped with a mini gun to wipe 'em little bastard out. In these days he better go easy with the shooting so he doesn't lose his wig.

darn i thought they might trash chuck on this tour
here we go again with the same sound as usual