Re: Who would have thought...Keith helps me make love connection
Date: March 1, 2005 16:35
Congradulations Mark!
But listen, I love Keith
and I love Frankie, but
Frankie was the VOICE,
Keith is not. Which can
only lead me to think-
yer a lucky guy! ;-)
Or..................
I met a drop dead gorgeous babe,
at a cd show here in Toronto once;
an asian some girl, long black hair,
rolling curves, full lips, smooth
skin yum! Asked me to come over to
her place afterwards so she could
check out my Stones discs, decide what
she wanted. I was all hot and gritty,
asked if I could take a shower. She said
sure, made dinner, one thing lead to another-
Ooooh! Why dontcha put on Brussels Affair
again! Nasty Music! Perth! She couldn't
get enough of our boys and me!!!!!
We bumped to the Stones late into the
night. I thought I 'd died and gone to heaven,
but sigh! Alas! It was all a rue. As we
settled down into the relationship
thing, it turned out she HATED the
Stones, that kinda music, everything,
except screwing. She'd want to do it
aaaaaallllll night, then in the morn be
wracked with guilt, want us to go to
church to seek forgiveness (?!?)
Regretfully I had to drop her
like a hot potato!
It didn't end there. She started to
stalk me. Outside the door of my
condo wailing that she wanted to
suck me cock. I opened the door
once to try to quieten her down,
she got on her knees pleading
for it. Pleeeeeease?
Meanwhile my lad's
in the living room,
stereo blasting;
Hey wots up dad?!? Er...Nothing son.
Well I'm a single guy, pushing your
age, not bad looking I guess but hey,
this is like getting really carried away,
the neighbours are all pissed off etc. etc.
etc. I eventually had to call the cops.
They thought this was great, probably
wanted to meet her too! Gee thanks!
A detective finally called to tell
me they know her quite well down
at the precinct, got a big file
on her doing this that goes way
back, not to worry -she's nuts but
harmless, will eventually
go away. And she did tho still
calls from time to time to see
if I'm still interested...........
Anyway good buddy, enjoy! But if she
gets delusional watch out okay?
So anyway, what's the woman situation
like were you are? I've never gotten
laid so much in my life since I turned
middle age here; younger, the same age,
whatever it doesn't seem to matter;
they're hot to trot. Maybe just a
lucky place to be? Or it's the grey
hair thing, they think we're more
wise? stable? experienced? mature?
Dunno.