OK so I'm turning 50 this month and have been looking for love in all the wrong places. The new girl friend is up for her first overnight last weekend. Up till now she has found my RS passion shall we say amusing, but she's not a fan herself.

Friday night I show her what I'm about, L&G - Dead Flowers, BtB - Gimme Shelter, Licks- IORR, she likes to dance and she is starting to get it. I have just put in the theater show for some R&B when she mentions she is a big Sinatra fan having seen him. So I say did you know Keith is the Sinatra of our time, which I believe. With remote in hand I flip to The Nearness of You. She watches the first few lines and is hooked, it turns into a slow dance. About half way through, yes remote still in hand (I am male) she says start it again which started what she claims to be the most romantic moments of her life (it's OK ladies I put the remote down at about this point thinking I might need the extra hand).

The rest I leave to your imaginations but I believe most of your imaginations may not go to these places. She gets it....she now says it's the big buck tickets for us so we can do this live, the dancing that is, and if anyone tells us to 'get a room' I'll tell them my ticket did thanks.

Thank you Keith and thanks ericjjf for the lyrics.

Nice story about Keith & Andrew Loog at one of Franks recording sessions p79-81

2Stoned - Andrew Loog Oldham

ROCKMAN

Did they slow dance too?

Congradulations Mark!
But listen, I love Keith
and I love Frankie, but
Frankie was the VOICE,
Keith is not. Which can
only lead me to think-
yer a lucky guy! ;-)

Or..................

I met a drop dead gorgeous babe,
at a cd show here in Toronto once;
an asian some girl, long black hair,
rolling curves, full lips, smooth
skin yum! Asked me to come over to
her place afterwards so she could
check out my Stones discs, decide what
she wanted. I was all hot and gritty,
asked if I could take a shower. She said
sure, made dinner, one thing lead to another-
Ooooh! Why dontcha put on Brussels Affair
again! Nasty Music! Perth! She couldn't
get enough of our boys and me!!!!!

We bumped to the Stones late into the
night. I thought I 'd died and gone to heaven,
but sigh! Alas! It was all a rue. As we
settled down into the relationship
thing, it turned out she HATED the
Stones, that kinda music, everything,
except screwing. She'd want to do it
aaaaaallllll night, then in the morn be
wracked with guilt, want us to go to
church to seek forgiveness (?!?)
Regretfully I had to drop her
like a hot potato!

It didn't end there. She started to
stalk me. Outside the door of my
condo wailing that she wanted to
suck me cock. I opened the door
once to try to quieten her down,
she got on her knees pleading
for it. Pleeeeeease?
Meanwhile my lad's
in the living room,
stereo blasting;

Hey wots up dad?!? Er...Nothing son.

Well I'm a single guy, pushing your
age, not bad looking I guess but hey,
this is like getting really carried away,
the neighbours are all pissed off etc. etc.
etc. I eventually had to call the cops.
They thought this was great, probably
wanted to meet her too! Gee thanks!

A detective finally called to tell
me they know her quite well down
at the precinct, got a big file
on her doing this that goes way
back, not to worry -she's nuts but
harmless, will eventually
go away. And she did tho still
calls from time to time to see
if I'm still interested...........

Anyway good buddy, enjoy! But if she
gets delusional watch out okay?

So anyway, what's the woman situation
like were you are? I've never gotten
laid so much in my life since I turned
middle age here; younger, the same age,
whatever it doesn't seem to matter;
they're hot to trot. Maybe just a
lucky place to be? Or it's the grey
hair thing, they think we're more
wise? stable? experienced? mature?

Dunno.

Sorry Davido... 'the west coast girls' of our fair land can be just as wacked as the ones in the east, central or great white north. Funny, one of my great horror stories involved an Asian pickup senario in Vancouver.

So if I'm getting the moral of your story I should be looking for the signs. If she begs on her knees it's a possible problem, if she wants it all night it may be a sign and I should get a criminal background check.

Check out computer dating and ones that state 'teach me', I think it falls under your comments in your last sentence.

Ha ha -have fun with the
dating game. Hope this one
works out for you, Mark!

I suppose this could be a
pretty interesting thread-
has anybody else had any
interesting love +/or
sex capades like ours
in their musical affair
with the Stones? Ones
they'd want to share?