Mwaaahhhhhhhhh....
Folks, you've got fun but crappy Stones songs/guilty pleasures (Little T&A, Tie You Up, Where the Boys Go and the like), your just plain lousy/boring Stones songs (ala Gunface, Can You Hear the Music, Continental Crack - er, Drift and what have you). But I'm gonna keep this nice and simple: BY FAR, the worst two songs ever committed to record by a major recording artist, are...
1) Suck on the Jugular; and
2) Might as Well Get Juiced.
Both are embarrassing. Shameless Jagger bandwagon attempts (remember, funk was making a comeback in the states around '94... and the Dust Brothers had produced one of the greatest discs of the 90's in Beck's Odelay just a year before Bt
. I listen to these two songs and I give myself the creeps.
I also dislike how Jagger began ending every other lyric with his "Euuuugh" thing starting in 1994. (ex: "Did you kneel before the cross, eeeuuughh?"; "You're in my sights, eeuuuughhh"...)
DISHONORABLE MENTIONS: Brand New Car, Hold On to Your Hat, Back to Zero.
She was black... and her eyes were blue!