Guys, a have to share something with you.
There is this swedish girl I know and she has a roommate who's girlfriend is an Asian girl living in Stockholm.
It's a kinda strange relationship, and my swedish girl made a photo of a letter the Asian girlfriend sent to her roommate. Can you follow me so far? I drank a bit too much, so I'm not quite sure if I can make myself clear.
Anyway, on this letter there are ten points the poor guy has to do to keep her as his girlfriend. We laughed our asses off today about that!
Here they are:
By the way, these sentences are not my weird translation, she wrote the lettre in english.
1. When wearing casual clothes try to leave them off the shirt out of your pants. If you want to keep it neatly inside, work out.
2. When washing the clothes, turn them inside out. If you want to wash them as they are they'll be worn out and you'll spend more money on clothes.
3. Get rid of newspaper clippings and countless post-its. If you wanna keep them, do it in a notebook.
4. Do eat as much as others do. You don't have to skip anything. Always eat big (but low fat, low carb) breakfast.
5. Work out 2-3 times a week
6. Please clean away the dust. Putting things neatly is also a good thing, but they are never clean that way.
7. Use the blue shower ball at least once a week
8. If you are not gonna go to the gym, treadmill will be your birthday present from me.
9. Read and listen to classic stuff - I don't mean motown classics here. But you can always start with it.
10. Learn to accept your faults, errors and failures.
Hahaha! What the @#$%& is the "blue shower ball"?? The swedish girl said girls use it to avoid cellulitis....what is he supposed to do with it?
God, and she's behaving like his mum - wash your clothes turned inside out...
Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 2005-01-22 12:56 by KeithRichards.