Guys, a have to share something with you.
There is this swedish girl I know and she has a roommate who's girlfriend is an Asian girl living in Stockholm.
It's a kinda strange relationship, and my swedish girl made a photo of a letter the Asian girlfriend sent to her roommate. Can you follow me so far? I drank a bit too much, so I'm not quite sure if I can make myself clear.
Anyway, on this letter there are ten points the poor guy has to do to keep her as his girlfriend. We laughed our asses off today about that!
Here they are:

By the way, these sentences are not my weird translation, she wrote the lettre in english.

1. When wearing casual clothes try to leave them off the shirt out of your pants. If you want to keep it neatly inside, work out.

2. When washing the clothes, turn them inside out. If you want to wash them as they are they'll be worn out and you'll spend more money on clothes.

3. Get rid of newspaper clippings and countless post-its. If you wanna keep them, do it in a notebook.

4. Do eat as much as others do. You don't have to skip anything. Always eat big (but low fat, low carb) breakfast.

5. Work out 2-3 times a week

6. Please clean away the dust. Putting things neatly is also a good thing, but they are never clean that way.

7. Use the blue shower ball at least once a week

8. If you are not gonna go to the gym, treadmill will be your birthday present from me.

9. Read and listen to classic stuff - I don't mean motown classics here. But you can always start with it.

10. Learn to accept your faults, errors and failures.

Hahaha! What the @#$%& is the "blue shower ball"?? The swedish girl said girls use it to avoid cellulitis....what is he supposed to do with it?
God, and she's behaving like his mum - wash your clothes turned inside out...





Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 2005-01-22 12:56 by KeithRichards.

Btw, what means: skrattretande roligt and sjuktskrattretande?

Sir Keith: The Blue Shower Ball (BS one of those things shaped like a WWII mine that the navy used in the harbors. Personally I have a tug boat that will look for a blue shower ball and blow it up. The only time I have real trouble is when the BSB gets stuck in my Mr. Bubble.

As far as washing clothing inside out, you may want to wash those RS Tongue t-shirts that way. They DO last longer.

Seriously, looks like this woman has some real high standards.

OMG, this is hilarious. I've been married for ten years now, and have an 8-year old daughter. The rules change drastically.

The question on shirts is not whether they are tucked in or not, it's simply whether they are too wrinkled to be worn.

I listen to whatever I want to listen to--when the girls are not here.

I can eat or drink whatever or whenever I want--as long as I buy it.

My opinions are law--as long as I keep them to myself.

Sex is free, but it must be scheduled due to work commitments and the child's sleep habits.

As a corollary, when you truly love each other, the shower can wait until the next day.

Marriage is not a word, it is a sentence.

The previous statement is a joke--I've been married three times, but now I am happy with it.

Finally--you accept each other as you are, not as you wish each other to be--this is the key.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 2005-01-22 08:44 by bassplayer617.

That was a good laugh. He should put on 'Bitch' real loud!

It's a long list that belongs in a married relationship - Under My Thumb springs to mind....


Regards,

Ian.

Rolling Stones Tribute

Play Rolling Stones

Relationships are always a comprimise.
Women don't seem to like us too much
when we don't pay much attention to the
hygene, cleanliness thing, picking up after
yourself etc., which is what this list basically
seems to be saying to me.

I figure its best to try to comprimise on stuff
I can live with, if it's reasonable, otherwise
put my foot down on what's important to me,
stuff I'm not willing to comprimise on
(Ie: my tunes etc). But I suppose what
that means can vary from person to person,
and isn't foolproof, I've been divorced
twice. So to each their own.

By the way, Asian women? Yummy. Very clean
and loyal too, if we can generalize.

The guy sounds like a pussy-whipped @#$%&. He should be a man, dump the bitch and move on. Life's way too @#$%& short.

I don't think he'll dump her, as he is quite ugly and even worse he's boring too.
The guy won some Star Wars or Star Trek Cards European Mastership, he so proud of the cups, he has them in a vitrine in the living room. It's so funny to see how the girls react when he tells about his Star Trek stuff...
And he's such an idiot - he showed all the people photos of his girlfriend on the computer and forgot that he had a collection of lesbian photos mixed in the same folder. Quite funny, first picture you see is his girlfriend eating sushi - the next picture shows three girls eating pxxxx.





Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 2005-01-22 19:14 by KeithRichards.

KeithRichards Wrote:
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> I don't think he'll dump her, as he is quite ugly
> and even worse he's boring too.
> The guy won some Star Wars or Star Trek Cards
> European Mastership, he so proud of the cups, he
> has them in a vitrine in the living room. It's so
> funny to see how the girls react when he tells
> about his Star Trek stuff...
> And he's such an idiot - he showed all the people
> photos of his girlfriend on the computer and
> forgot that he had a collection of lesbian photos
> mixed in the same folder. Quite funny, first
> picture you see is his girlfriend eating sushi -
> the next picture shows three girls eating pxxxx.
>
>
>
>
>
> Edited 1 times. Last edit at 01/22/05 19:14 by
> KeithRichards.

KR, you're not making this up, are you? Actually, it is funny enough to be absolutely true.

This is one of the funniest threads I've seen in a while. Thanks--this board needed a laugh, even if it's at some poor sucker's expense. We've all been there, though--you bend over backwards to please some girl and still get shat on eventually. My apologies to the ladies--I'm sure it's happened to them, too.

It's the truth, bassplayer!
And that's not even the whole story... but I don't know if I should post it here, he's really a poor guy.

KeithRichards Wrote:
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> It's the truth, bassplayer!
> And that's not even the whole story... but I don't
> know if I should post it here, he's really a poor
> guy.
>
>

In that case, maybe the rest is best left unsaid.