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spsimmons
Awesome. My wife would like one of those I'm sure. It might be big enough to cover her ever enlarging ass.
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lettingitbleed
It is actually called a "blanket scarf". I emailed the pic to my GF thinking she would be ammused: "Yeah, it's a blanket scarf..so?"
It is officially a thing.
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spsimmons
She's not. The Stones are not good enough for her.
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Rockman
Lenny Kravitz has a big-ass scarf........
Geeeeeeeez hope he don't go checkin' the trans-oil while da-motors runnin' ...AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Rockman
Lenny Kravitz has a big-ass scarf........
Geeeeeeeez hope he don't go checkin' the trans-oil while da-motors runnin' ...AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Or ride a bike and have that puppy get caught in the chain...AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!
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Rockman
Lenny Kravitz has a big-ass scarf........
Geeeeeeeez hope he don't go checkin' the trans-oil while da-motors runnin' ...AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Or ride a bike and have that puppy get caught in the chain...AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!
or take an elevator (lift) and get that stuck in the doors. EEEEEEEEEEEEEEKK!
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Rockman
Lenny Kravitz has a big-ass scarf........
Geeeeeeeez hope he don't go checkin' the trans-oil while da-motors runnin' ...AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Or ride a bike and have that puppy get caught in the chain...AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!
or take an elevator (lift) and get that stuck in the doors. EEEEEEEEEEEEEEKK!
OR be making a smoothie, and get that stuck in the blender. AIKKKKKKKKKKKK!
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Rockman
Lenny Kravitz has a big-ass scarf........
Geeeeeeeez hope he don't go checkin' the trans-oil while da-motors runnin' ...AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Or ride a bike and have that puppy get caught in the chain...AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!
or take an elevator (lift) and get that stuck in the doors. EEEEEEEEEEEEEEKK!
OR be making a smoothie, and get that stuck in the blender. AIKKKKKKKKKKKK!
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Rockman
Lenny Kravitz has a big-ass scarf........
Geeeeeeeez hope he don't go checkin' the trans-oil while da-motors runnin' ...AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Or ride a bike and have that puppy get caught in the chain...AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!
or take an elevator (lift) and get that stuck in the doors. EEEEEEEEEEEEEEKK!
OR be making a smoothie, and get that stuck in the blender. AIKKKKKKKKKKKK!
Or be standing too close to traffic and get it caught on a passing bus AAAAAACCCCKK!!
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Rockman
Lenny Kravitz has a big-ass scarf........
Geeeeeeeez hope he don't go checkin' the trans-oil while da-motors runnin' ...AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Or ride a bike and have that puppy get caught in the chain...AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!
or take an elevator (lift) and get that stuck in the doors. EEEEEEEEEEEEEEKK!
OR be making a smoothie, and get that stuck in the blender. AIKKKKKKKKKKKK!
Or be standing too close to traffic and get it caught on a passing bus AAAAAACCCCKK!!
Or be sitting on the toilet, and flushing before getting up...AGUGUGUGUGUH!!!!
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Rockman
Lenny Kravitz has a big-ass scarf........
Geeeeeeeez hope he don't go checkin' the trans-oil while da-motors runnin' ...AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Or ride a bike and have that puppy get caught in the chain...AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!
or take an elevator (lift) and get that stuck in the doors. EEEEEEEEEEEEEEKK!
OR be making a smoothie, and get that stuck in the blender. AIKKKKKKKKKKKK!
Or be standing too close to traffic and get it caught on a passing bus AAAAAACCCCKK!!
Or be sitting on the toilet, and flushing before getting up...AGUGUGUGUGUH!!!!
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Rockman
Lenny Kravitz has a big-ass scarf........
Geeeeeeeez hope he don't go checkin' the trans-oil while da-motors runnin' ...AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Or ride a bike and have that puppy get caught in the chain...AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!
or take an elevator (lift) and get that stuck in the doors. EEEEEEEEEEEEEEKK!
OR be making a smoothie, and get that stuck in the blender. AIKKKKKKKKKKKK!
Or be standing too close to traffic and get it caught on a passing bus AAAAAACCCCKK!!
Or be sitting on the toilet, and flushing before getting up...AGUGUGUGUGUH!!!!
Or when he's getting it on with a lady, accidentally get it wrapped around his dick... CARPET BURNED..
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Koschi
Maybe it´s a normal scarf and he is a very small man
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schillid
Maybe he bought it in size "XXXXXXXL" because he's planning to wash it on hot and let it shrink some...
Like down to XXXXXL.
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StonesTod
i still don't get the ass part. why not a big-elbow scarf? or a big-underside-of-the-kneecap scarf? or a big-pinky-toe scarf?
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treaclefingers
I think that we're getting a bit 'off topic' here.
The real question I believe, is who is more befitting a big, 'ass scarf'?
I've narrowed it down to these three:
Lady Gaga
Kim Kardashian
Jennifer Lopez
Who do you think could best use an 'ass scarf', a BIG one at that?
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StonesTod
i still don't get the ass part. why not a big-elbow scarf? or a big-underside-of-the-kneecap scarf? or a big-pinky-toe scarf?
'cuz it's an 'ass scarf', made for 'ass coverage'.
Don't be an ass about it, it's Christmas!