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He still keeps his house in Redlands. Got a UK version of this satire, by chance?
I read that Steve Jones stole stuff from Keith's house.
Johnny Rotten said of Steve Jones: "He's the most honest dishonest person I've ever met. If you ask Steve, `Did you steal the shoelaces out of my boots?' He'll said, `Yeah, I did.'"
There's the Daily Mash, which is sort of a UK Onion - though a bit more crass. Very funny.
[www.thedailymash.co.uk]
Thanks, SoulPlunderer! Love the bit about the plastic 'croc' shoes (SOCIETY: Plastic Shoes Sold with Free Penis Removal)
I believe they're called 'clogs' here in the States. I used to know a guy who took to wearing this brand in the color pink--needless to say, I don't know him anymore.
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It's from THE ONION, so it's fake news, but if you have a sense of humour...
Posted by:
andrewt
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Date: July 6, 2012 23:32
Re: It's from THE ONION, so it's fake news, but if you have a sense of humour...
Posted by:
Rolling Hansie
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Date: July 6, 2012 23:38
I love onions 
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Keep On Rolling
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Keep On Rolling
Re: It's from THE ONION, so it's fake news, but if you have a sense of humour...
Posted by:
Gazza
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Date: July 7, 2012 02:57
LOL
Re: It's from THE ONION, so it's fake news, but if you have a sense of humour...
Posted by:
Markdog
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Date: July 7, 2012 03:14
Funny cause the real news is the fake news also.
Re: It's from THE ONION, so it's fake news, but if you have a sense of humour...
Posted by:
stonesnow
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Date: July 7, 2012 03:38
The funniest part of the story is that Keith Richards would even have a housekeeper.
Johnny Rotten in his auto-bio No Blacks, No Dogs, No Irish tells of the time in the mid-70s when he and other such future punk/rock luminaries as Chrissie Hynde would do odd jobs that included cleaning the homes of such rock stars as Keith Richards. Rotten said the KR housecleaning job was the best of the lot, because they never did any actual cleaning--instead, they just sat about listening to records. "You can't tell me he's going to be able to tell whether or not there are dustballs under the sofa!"
Johnny Rotten in his auto-bio No Blacks, No Dogs, No Irish tells of the time in the mid-70s when he and other such future punk/rock luminaries as Chrissie Hynde would do odd jobs that included cleaning the homes of such rock stars as Keith Richards. Rotten said the KR housecleaning job was the best of the lot, because they never did any actual cleaning--instead, they just sat about listening to records. "You can't tell me he's going to be able to tell whether or not there are dustballs under the sofa!"
Re: It's from THE ONION, so it's fake news, but if you have a sense of humour...
Posted by:
TippyToe
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Date: July 7, 2012 06:41
Re: It's from THE ONION, so it's fake news, but if you have a sense of humour...
Posted by:
stonesnow
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Date: July 7, 2012 09:11
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TippyToe
Keith Richards’ Neighbors Glad To See Party-Crashing Menace Leave On Tour
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He still keeps his house in Redlands. Got a UK version of this satire, by chance?
Re: It's from THE ONION, so it's fake news, but if you have a sense of humour...
Posted by:
Title5Take1
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Date: July 7, 2012 10:02
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stonesnow
The funniest part of the story is that Keith Richards would even have a housekeeper.
Johnny Rotten in his auto-bio No Blacks, No Dogs, No Irish tells of the time in the mid-70s when he and other such future punk/rock luminaries as Chrissie Hynde would do odd jobs that included cleaning the homes of such rock stars as Keith Richards. Rotten said the KR housecleaning job was the best of the lot, because they never did any actual cleaning--instead, they just sat about listening to records. "You can't tell me he's going to be able to tell whether or not there are dustballs under the sofa!"
I read that Steve Jones stole stuff from Keith's house.
Johnny Rotten said of Steve Jones: "He's the most honest dishonest person I've ever met. If you ask Steve, `Did you steal the shoelaces out of my boots?' He'll said, `Yeah, I did.'"
Re: It's from THE ONION, so it's fake news, but if you have a sense of humour...
Posted by:
SoulPlunderer
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Date: July 14, 2012 02:26
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stonesnowQuote
TippyToe
Keith Richards’ Neighbors Glad To See Party-Crashing Menace Leave On Tour
[blogcritics.org]
He still keeps his house in Redlands. Got a UK version of this satire, by chance?
There's the Daily Mash, which is sort of a UK Onion - though a bit more crass. Very funny.
[www.thedailymash.co.uk]
Re: It's from THE ONION, so it's fake news, but if you have a sense of humour...
Posted by:
stonesnow
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Date: July 14, 2012 03:08
Quote
SoulPlundererQuote
stonesnowQuote
TippyToe
Keith Richards’ Neighbors Glad To See Party-Crashing Menace Leave On Tour
[blogcritics.org]
He still keeps his house in Redlands. Got a UK version of this satire, by chance?
There's the Daily Mash, which is sort of a UK Onion - though a bit more crass. Very funny.
[www.thedailymash.co.uk]
Thanks, SoulPlunderer! Love the bit about the plastic 'croc' shoes (SOCIETY: Plastic Shoes Sold with Free Penis Removal)
I believe they're called 'clogs' here in the States. I used to know a guy who took to wearing this brand in the color pink--needless to say, I don't know him anymore.
Re: It's from THE ONION, so it's fake news, but if you have a sense of humour...
Posted by:
ROPENI
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Date: July 14, 2012 05:00
Funny.....
"No dope smoking no beer sold after 12 o'clock"
"No dope smoking no beer sold after 12 o'clock"
Re: It's from THE ONION, so it's fake news, but if you have a sense of humour...
Posted by:
Vocalion
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Date: July 14, 2012 11:33
From there, after gathering her supplies, she takes a quick peek into the backyard, where she fears she will find Richards floating lifelessly face down in his swimming pool.
Funny....
Funny....
Re: It's from THE ONION, so it's fake news, but if you have a sense of humour...
Posted by:
pennyharp
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Date: July 14, 2012 18:11
those plastic shoes by the way... Everyone I know just call all of them Crocs whether or not the actual company makes them or not... like how facial tissue is call Kleenex.
Re: It's from THE ONION, so it's fake news, but if you have a sense of humour...
Posted by:
StonesTod
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Date: July 14, 2012 18:18
i wish folks would take this band more seriously
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