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sure... it goes all the way to its cute nose....
So a horse walks into a bar,
and the bartender asks.... why the long face [instantrimshot.com]
Thanks for the advice Max, but, bud, butt I better listen to the bartender.
Good Night, or as we say in Holland ... welterusten
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LOL....
My wife.... says she wants to go someplace different tonight....
I told her... how about the kitchen...
My wife.... the only thing she knows how to make is reservations....
Take my wife... please...
How do you like this pony?:
ah... those fkrs... it wont embed... but still pretty funny
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well he did have an unpleasant encounter with a shrubbery a few years ago!
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Re: Sir Keith the pony
Posted by:
Max'sKansasCity
()
Date: December 9, 2011 03:03
Quote
Rolling Hansie
Max, you can see a face on that pony ????
sure... it goes all the way to its cute nose....
So a horse walks into a bar,
and the bartender asks.... why the long face [instantrimshot.com]
Re: Sir Keith the pony
Posted by:
Max'sKansasCity
()
Date: December 9, 2011 03:05
Then a giraffe walks into a bar
and the bartender says.... hey!! we dont serve long necks here [instantrimshot.com]
and the bartender says.... hey!! we dont serve long necks here [instantrimshot.com]
Re: Sir Keith the pony
Posted by:
Max'sKansasCity
()
Date: December 9, 2011 03:06
Then a lobster walks into a bar...
and the bartender says... Nope, sorry, we dont serve seafood here [instantrimshot.com]
and the bartender says... Nope, sorry, we dont serve seafood here [instantrimshot.com]
Re: Sir Keith the phony
Posted by:
Rolling Hansie
()
Date: December 9, 2011 03:10
Then Max walks into a bar...
and the bartender says... Nope, sorry, we dont serve stones here
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and the bartender says... Nope, sorry, we dont serve stones here
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Re: Sir Keith the phony
Posted by:
Max'sKansasCity
()
Date: December 9, 2011 03:12
So Lindsay Lohan walks into a bar....
Re: Sir Keith the phony
Posted by:
Rolling Hansie
()
Date: December 9, 2011 03:12
Then Rolling Hansie walks into a bar...
and the bartender says ... you should be in bed ... it's past 2am in your country
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and the bartender says ... you should be in bed ... it's past 2am in your country
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Re: Sir Keith the phony
Posted by:
scottkeef
()
Date: December 9, 2011 03:13
Husband walks in with a duck under his arm,looks at his wife and says "This is the pig I've been screwin'." Wife says "You idiot,thats a duck". Husband replies, "I was talkin' to the duck". argh argh argh.....[instantrimshot.com]
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 2011-12-09 03:16 by scottkeef.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 2011-12-09 03:16 by scottkeef.
Re: Sir Keith the phony
Posted by:
Max'sKansasCity
()
Date: December 9, 2011 03:13
?Quote
Rolling Hansie
Then Max walks into a bar...
and the bartender says... Nope, sorry, we dont serve stones here
Re: Sir Keith the phony
Posted by:
Rolling Hansie
()
Date: December 9, 2011 03:14
Then Rolling Hansie walks out of the bar...
and he says ... it's raining ... what am I doing outside ???
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and he says ... it's raining ... what am I doing outside ???
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Re: Sir Keith the phony
Posted by:
Max'sKansasCity
()
Date: December 9, 2011 03:15
Nah.. its early, stay and have another.Quote
Rolling Hansie
Then Rolling Hansie walks into a bar...
and the bartender says ... you should be in bed ... it's past 2am in your country
Re: Sir Keith the phony
Posted by:
Rolling Hansie
()
Date: December 9, 2011 03:15
LOL scottkeef...great bar
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Re: Sir Keith the phony
Posted by:
scottkeef
()
Date: December 9, 2011 03:19
I tell ya,my wife..I got in a cab the other day, driver asks me "You wanna go where the action is?"...I said "Yeah"..he took me to my house![instantrimshot.com]
my wife wants to have sex in the back seat of the car..but she wants me to drive!
[instantrimshot.com]
my wife wants to have sex in the back seat of the car..but she wants me to drive!
[instantrimshot.com]
Re: Sir Keith the pony
Posted by:
Rolling Hansie
()
Date: December 9, 2011 03:19
Quote
Max'sKansasCity
Nah.. its early, stay and have another.
Thanks for the advice Max, but, bud, butt I better listen to the bartender.
Good Night, or as we say in Holland ... welterusten
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Keep On Rolling
Re: Sir Keith the pony
Posted by:
Max'sKansasCity
()
Date: December 9, 2011 03:21
welterusten... to Anne tooQuote
Rolling HansieQuote
Max'sKansasCity
Nah.. its early, stay and have another.
Thanks for the advice Max, but, bud, butt I better listen to the bartender.
Good Night, or as we say in Holland ... welterusten
Re: Sir Keith the phony
Posted by:
Max'sKansasCity
()
Date: December 9, 2011 03:23
Quote
scottkeef
I tell ya,my wife..I got in a cab the other day, driver asks me "You wanna go where the action is?"...I said "Yeah"..he took me to my house![instantrimshot.com]
my wife wants to have sex in the back seat of the car..but she wants me to drive!
[instantrimshot.com]
LOL....
My wife.... says she wants to go someplace different tonight....
I told her... how about the kitchen...
My wife.... the only thing she knows how to make is reservations....
Take my wife... please...
Re: Sir Keith the phony
Posted by:
scottkeef
()
Date: December 9, 2011 03:29
hahaha..I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.
Re: Sir Keith the phony
Posted by:
Max'sKansasCity
()
Date: December 9, 2011 03:31
Actually I broke up with my wife....
I saw her the other day... and I missed her...
So I drove around the block... and tried again.
I saw her the other day... and I missed her...
So I drove around the block... and tried again.
Re: Sir Keith the phony
Posted by:
scottkeef
()
Date: December 9, 2011 03:33
hahaha..My wife has cut me down to once a month, I'm lucky I know two guys she cut off completely !!
Re: Sir Keith the pony
Posted by:
Edith Grove
()
Date: December 9, 2011 04:10
Quote
Rolling Hansie
Gotta love this pony
How do you like this pony?:
Re: Sir Keith the phony
Posted by:
WeLoveToPlayTheBlues
()
Date: December 9, 2011 16:12
That was Excellent William.
A grand Sircation for all the Trollpholites!
A grand Sircation for all the Trollpholites!
Re: Sir Keith the phony
Posted by:
Max'sKansasCity
()
Date: December 9, 2011 19:49
ah... those fkrs... it wont embed... but still pretty funny
Re: Sir Keith the phony
Posted by:
Rolling Hansie
()
Date: December 9, 2011 21:34
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Re: Sir Keith the phony
Posted by:
schillid
()
Date: December 9, 2011 21:50
here's what Some People think of phonies
Re: Sir Keith the phony
Posted by:
71Tele
()
Date: December 9, 2011 23:58
When did Keith get knighted?
Re: Sir Keith the phony
Posted by:
Natlanta
()
Date: December 10, 2011 00:33
good question. never heard him say 'ni!' even once. this thread is like doubly bogus.
Re: Sir Keith the phony
Posted by:
Gazza
()
Date: December 10, 2011 00:35
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Natlanta
good question. never heard him say 'ni!' even once.
well he did have an unpleasant encounter with a shrubbery a few years ago!
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