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Top Ten Reasons the Rolling Stones Should Not Embark on a New World Tour
Posted by:
flilflam
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Date: September 16, 2011 23:48
Everyone has heard of David Letterman's Top Ten Lists. Let's have a little fun and think of some goofy reasons why the Stones should give up on the thought of a new world tour. Who knows. Maybe we can submit some of our reasons to Letterman for use on his TV show. (Actually, I hope they do tour soon.)
Reason # 10 the Stones should not begin a new world tour
The drummer Charlie Watts is so old that he keeps falling asleep at his drum kit.
Get the idea?
Reason # 10 the Stones should not begin a new world tour
The drummer Charlie Watts is so old that he keeps falling asleep at his drum kit.
Get the idea?
Re: Top Ten Reasons the Rolling Stones Should Not Embark on a New World Tour
Posted by:
mickscarey
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Date: September 16, 2011 23:49
Top ten reasons NOT to reply to this idiotic post.
Re: Top Ten Reasons the Rolling Stones Should Not Embark on a New World Tour
Posted by:
TooTough
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Date: September 16, 2011 23:50
reason #9
Their fanbase is totally frustrated and therefore bashes its own band.
Their fanbase is totally frustrated and therefore bashes its own band.
Re: Top Ten Reasons the Rolling Stones Should Not Embark on a New World Tour
Posted by:
pgarof
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Date: September 17, 2011 00:28
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TooTough
reason #9
Their fanbase is totally frustrated and therefore bashes its own band.
yerrr totally true, love it.
Re: Top Ten Reasons the Rolling Stones Should Not Embark on a New World Tour
Posted by:
Doxa
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Date: September 17, 2011 00:29
Quote
flilflam
Everyone has heard of David Letterman's Top Ten Lists.
Honestly, I haven't.
- Doxa
Re: Top Ten Reasons the Rolling Stones Should Not Embark on a New World Tour
Posted by:
Sleepy City
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Date: September 17, 2011 00:32
Can't we be positive & list ten reasons they SHOULD tour? 
Re: Top Ten Reasons the Rolling Stones Should Not Embark on a New World Tour
Posted by:
vermontoffender
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Date: September 17, 2011 00:35
If the idea is to not be funny, I get it.
Charlie Watts falling asleep at his drum kit? How is that funny? Is that what passes for septuagenarian rock star humor these days?
I mean, come on!- Gob Bluth
Charlie Watts falling asleep at his drum kit? How is that funny? Is that what passes for septuagenarian rock star humor these days?
I mean, come on!- Gob Bluth
Re: Top Ten Reasons the Rolling Stones Should Not Embark on a New World Tour
Posted by:
flilflam
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Date: September 17, 2011 00:43
I have always loved the Stones, and would like to see them at least two more times before they decide to retire. I see no sense of humor from anyone. Just forget this post.
Re: Top Ten Reasons the Rolling Stones Should Not Embark on a New World Tour
Posted by:
its good to be anywhere
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Date: September 17, 2011 01:13
Stupid assed threads like this are exactly the reason the Stones will embark on a 2012 World Tour. Your comments about Charlie are in extremly bad taste.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 2011-09-17 01:18 by its good to be anywhere.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 2011-09-17 01:18 by its good to be anywhere.
Re: Top Ten Reasons the Rolling Stones Should Not Embark on a New World Tour
Posted by:
northernale1
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Date: September 17, 2011 02:14
blah blah blah,,,
where do people come up with these threads
where do people come up with these threads
Re: Top Ten Reasons the Rolling Stones Should Not Embark on a New World Tour
Posted by:
ohcarol
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Date: September 17, 2011 02:20
How about those Mets....
Re: Top Ten Reasons the Rolling Stones Should Not Embark on a New World Tour
Posted by:
ineedadrink
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Date: September 17, 2011 02:29
does anybody remember laughter?
Re: Top Ten Reasons the Rolling Stones Should Not Embark on a New World Tour
Posted by:
whitem8
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Date: September 17, 2011 03:57
1. They should tour - 10. stupid thread (they should tour)
Re: Top Ten Reasons the Rolling Stones Should Not Embark on a New World Tour
Posted by:
melillo
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Date: September 17, 2011 04:48
my top ten reasons for them to tour would be to perform 10 songs never done before
Re: Top Ten Reasons the Rolling Stones Should Not Embark on a New World Tour
Posted by:
stones78
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Date: September 17, 2011 04:51
Keith is so old he has dementia and doesn't know where he is.
Am I doing it right?
Am I doing it right?
Re: Top Ten Reasons the Rolling Stones Should Not Embark on a New World Tour
Posted by:
riverrat
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Date: September 17, 2011 05:02
Because they're now all "Tired Grandfathers".
Re: Top Ten Reasons the Rolling Stones Should Not Embark on a New World Tour
Posted by:
riverrat
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Date: September 17, 2011 05:04
Because they don't make inflatable phalluses "tiny" enough.
Re: Top Ten Reasons the Rolling Stones Should Not Embark on a New World Tour
Posted by:
riverrat
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Date: September 17, 2011 05:13
Because they don't make Rolling Stone tongues with the closed mouth.
Re: Top Ten Reasons the Rolling Stones Should Not Embark on a New World Tour
Posted by:
riverrat
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Date: September 17, 2011 05:16
Because "Joss" is the new "Rolling" Stone.
Re: Top Ten Reasons the Rolling Stones Should Not Embark on a New World Tour
Posted by:
ohcarol
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Date: September 17, 2011 05:23
Because they prefer to sit around and scratch their todgers
Re: Top Ten Reasons the Rolling Stones Should Not Embark on a New World Tour
Posted by:
Stoneage
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Date: September 17, 2011 05:26
Because Ticketmaster doesn't allow senior citizen discounts!
Re: Top Ten Reasons the Rolling Stones Should Not Embark on a New World Tour
Posted by:
riverrat
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Date: September 17, 2011 05:27
Because their flock of groupies are now post menopausal.
Re: Top Ten Reasons the Rolling Stones Should Not Embark on a New World Tour
Posted by:
ohcarol
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Date: September 17, 2011 05:30
They been lookin at us for 50 years....and cant take it anymore
Re: Top Ten Reasons the Rolling Stones Should Not Embark on a New World Tour
Posted by:
riverrat
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Date: September 17, 2011 05:33
Quote
ohcarol
They been lookin at us for 50 years....and cant take it anymore
LOL They can't take it no mo...
Re: Top Ten Reasons the Rolling Stones Should Not Embark on a New World Tour
Posted by:
ohcarol
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Date: September 17, 2011 05:37
Yeah....No mo
Re: Top Ten Reasons the Rolling Stones Should Not Embark on a New World Tour
Posted by:
riverrat
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Date: September 17, 2011 05:48
Re: Top Ten Reasons the Rolling Stones Should Not Embark on a New World Tour
Posted by:
tipps
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Date: September 17, 2011 06:17
What a boring thread!
Re: Top Ten Reasons the Rolling Stones Should Not Embark on a New World Tour
Posted by:
71Tele
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Date: September 17, 2011 07:06
Quote
ohcarol
How about those Mets....
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Re: Top Ten Reasons the Rolling Stones Should Not Embark on a New World Tour
Posted by:
deadegad
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Date: September 17, 2011 07:18
Some people at IORR have no sense of humor. You almost deserve to be robbed with exorbitant ticket prices for an often train wreck guitar section playing the same old war horses in an ever shrinking set list.
#1 Their fan base is largely retired, or near retirement, and cannot afford the ticket prices and is more concerned with getting enough daily fiber with a glass of prune juice!
#1 Their fan base is largely retired, or near retirement, and cannot afford the ticket prices and is more concerned with getting enough daily fiber with a glass of prune juice!
Re: Top Ten Reasons the Rolling Stones Should Not Embark on a New World Tour
Posted by:
vermontoffender
()
Date: September 17, 2011 08:49
How on earth does thinking this list isn't funny equate to having no sense of humor? Seriously, are any of the listed items actually funny?
(Hint: Answer=no)
(Hint: Answer=no)
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