Saw this a couple of years ago on TV. Must be the best quip ever. But before I spill it see if you can get the gist of what it might be. I think it is perfect because it a) can only be told by one person on earth at a time, b) that person owns that joke until the next guy in line can say it, c) what allows the quip to change hands is sad but if it is your turn to own the quip just saying it says allot about your charachter.

Will tell all in a few hours....have fun. The joke may fall along the lines of "what colour was the bear" as far a figuring it out (if you know that one)

"Good to be here, good to be anywhere". LOL

I'm thinking it has something to do with death, but that's all I got.

"Keith a-course is completely straight".

"all you need to play it is five strings, three chords, ...etc.."

Elephant pajamas

I did not think you guys could figure it out, OT means no Stones reference. I'll give the true puzzle lovers a little longer.

That's not a knife...THAT's a knife.

I think I bust a button on my trousers, hope they don't fall down...you don't want my trousers to fall down now do you?

OK, not a Stones reference.... Does it have anything to do with the pope doing something in the woods?

The Aristocrats joke?

"we took a left at Greenland"

As Manuel said: -I know nothin'...

Well WTF...

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Everybody relax Rockman's at the bar and is getting the beers in.

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"we took a left at Greenland"

George Harrison: "I lowered that mic, oh have you--"

John Lennon: "I've highered it--for the day."

"Enormous pair of balls - but a tiny todger."

yawn .

You've got the sun, the moon & the...

I hate guessing games...my kids always get pissed at me cause I won't play along.

Come on Des, tell us already...pleazzzze.

Come on, Des, it's obvious that we're not up to the challenge - put us out of our misery...

(and then we can drink some of Rockman's free beer)

It is good to be king.

don't wanna walk or talk about some quip..
just wanna read it here...

Elvis has left the building

A horse went into a bar and there was this Englishman , Irishman and Scotsman...

...oh..no sorry , getting mixed up now. Never could remember jokes.

No hang on ...

The bar tender said why the long face ...and the horse said , he's a Scotsman and it's his round

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As Manuel said: -I know nothin'...

And as Schultz said: "I see nothing!"

It was so simple yet bang on;

Question is to the oldest man in the world: "what's it like to be the oldest man in the world?"

Answer: Ahhhh, not what it's cracked up to be, there's always some young crackerjack trying to knock you off your pedistal!

This interview actualy happened, only one man can say it, he has to die to pass it on, but it says what a great sence of humour at that age!

And the bear is white if you don't know that joke.

I admit it's clever, but he had an awful lot of time to come up with it.