The NO EXPECTATIONS TOUR.............

The Pension Fund Tour



OK........... I didn't make this one up my self

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SPRINKLE THE WRINKLE The Rolling Stones ON TOUR 2012 !!!!

Its only crock n roll tour
lock up ya grannies

let's spend some cash together!

The Ultimate Party Experience

The "Never Stop" tour

Zamboni

but only if they let Charlie do a drum solo! and i don't mean a 30 second snippet. i wanna hear TOAD. right after the Keith set. the casual fans will all leave and then the boys can get down to business.

keith set
TOAD
I Just Wanna Make Love to You
Have You Seen Your Mother...
It Won't Take Long
All Sold Out
Star Star
One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer



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Geritol Geezer Tour

Same old warhorse tour!

I wish that they would call it: @#$%& THE MASSES, WERE THE ROLLING @#$%&' STONES!

These guys have done SO much that they are the @#$%&' kings!....with chops.
For all the haters/doubters,etc. When they are gone they are gone! So lets enjoy the GREATEST ROCK AND ROLL BAND EVER!!!!!!!!!

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Gazza
"The $20 a ticket" Tour.

Now steady on old son ... you really DO have to stop posting on message boards whilst you're in depths of slumber and having erotic dreams, cos' that's all a $20 Rolling Stones ticket ... a dream !! Wakey wakey, time to snap out of it !!

[ I want to shout, but I can hardly speak ]

Exile On The Road

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paulywaul

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Gazza
"The $20 a ticket" Tour.

Now steady on old son ... you really DO have to stop posting on message boards whilst you're in depths of slumber and having erotic dreams, cos' that's all a $20 Rolling Stones ticket ... a dream !! Wakey wakey, time to snap out of it !!

The whole thread's based on absurd levels of fantasy, old chap!

You know as well as I do that being a Stones fan hoping for decent ticket prices is like being the over-optimistic parent of the fat kid at school sports day.

The 'Same Three Notes' Tour

Oh No, Not Us Again

"TIME WAITS FOR NO ONE"

or

"ON WITH THE SHOW" (if it's NOT the LAST TIME !)

Rolling with the rollators

Get Your Euros Out

"Start us up"

the gimmie all your money tour

50X5 is one point of view

or

The Alamo

Nasty habits tour



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The "Recession Denial" Tour

[thepowergoats.com]

Make it a bingo call:

50.. Bulls eye - Bung hole - Blind 50 - Half a century - Snow White's number (five-oh - five-oh..) - Hawaii five O, Hawaii (USA)

The "It's All Over Now" Tour

Dead Cat Bounce

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Harm
Nasty habits tour

Nasty habits did you say ? And WHAT precisely is wrong with ...........

tea at three ?
shooting water rats ?
hanging up the meat for dinner for a week ?

Look, as far as I'm concerned they can call it the "whatever the hell anyone wants to call it" tour; I just wish they'd get on and (a) plan it (b) tell US about it (c) get ON with it !!

"Impatient" of London

[ I want to shout, but I can hardly speak ]