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When your wife....
Posted by: micklips ()
Date: September 30, 2009 02:52

Any advice ....when your wife of 25 years finally declares...I don't even like the stones....my jaw dropped...

Any advice...other than drinking myself to death...???

I have Sticky cranked right now...she's gone for a while...ouch...

Help, Help.....

Re: When your wife....
Posted by: Rockman ()
Date: September 30, 2009 02:55

.........Ahhh well ya won't have to buy her a concert ticket .......Think of the ALL $buckerooonies you'll save



ROCKMAN

Re: When your wife....
Posted by: micklips ()
Date: September 30, 2009 02:58

Right now ....The Thrill is Gone...BB cranked....ah,....we'll survive....

Re: When your wife....
Posted by: ChefGuevara ()
Date: September 30, 2009 03:01

She's the boss? Hard Woman?

Re: When your wife....
Posted by: sweetcharmedlife ()
Date: September 30, 2009 03:02

Bitchmoody smiley

"It's just some friends of mine and they're busting down the door"

Re: When your wife....
Posted by: izzyanderson ()
Date: September 30, 2009 03:04

so she doesn't like the stones. big deal. big whoopty-doo.

Re: When your wife....
Posted by: Munichhilton ()
Date: September 30, 2009 03:17

Its better this way.

She'd want to hear Streets Of Love and you'd want Sway

Think of all the infighting. This way you pick the tracks.

Re: When your wife....
Posted by: cirrhosis ()
Date: September 30, 2009 03:18

Run.

Re: When your wife....
Posted by: tatters ()
Date: September 30, 2009 03:19

Quote
micklips
Any advice ....when your wife of 25 years finally declares...I don't even like the stones....my jaw dropped.


I don't understand. It took you 25 years to find out she doesn't like the Stones? Did she USED to like the Stones? Or was she just pretending to like them all these years because YOU liked them?

Re: When your wife....
Posted by: Elmo Lewis ()
Date: September 30, 2009 03:27

You dont know whats going on
Youve been away for far too long
You cant come back and think you are still mine
Youre out of touch, my baby
My poor discarded baby
I said, baby, baby, baby, youre out of time

Well, baby, baby, baby, youre out of time
I said, baby, baby, baby, youre out of time
You are all left out
Out of there without a doubt
cause baby, baby, baby, youre out of time

You thought you were a clever girl
Giving up your social whirl
But you cant come back and be the first in line, oh no
Youre obsolete my baby
My poor old-fashioned baby
I said baby, baby, baby youre out of time

Well, baby, baby, baby, youre out of time
I said, baby, baby, baby, youre out of time
Yes, you are left out
Out of there without a doubt
cause baby, baby, baby, youre out of time

Re: When your wife....
Posted by: Lukester ()
Date: September 30, 2009 03:29

You're just finding out now. Your wife's been telling me that for years.

Re: When your wife....
Posted by: studiorambo ()
Date: September 30, 2009 04:15

I don't have a wife, but my GF "hates" the Stones and Elvis...it's a real strain on our relationship. But as Rockman suggests, if I get another tour down here, I don't need to buy her a tocket and can thus attend two shows:-)

Re: When your wife....
Posted by: ghostryder13 ()
Date: September 30, 2009 04:15

never been married but none of my ex girlfriends liked the stones

Re: When your wife....
Posted by: Edith Grove ()
Date: September 30, 2009 04:27

Quote
micklips
....when your wife of 25 years finally declares...I don't even like the stones....my jaw dropped...

'Bout time to trade her in for a new model, doncha reckon?


Re: When your wife....
Posted by: melillo ()
Date: September 30, 2009 04:35

I have the drinking part down, working on the rest

Re: When your wife....
Posted by: sweet neo con ()
Date: September 30, 2009 05:01

next time you're DOING IT...have her HUM her favorite tunes. winking smiley


IORR............but I like it!

Re: When your wife....
Posted by: sweetcharmedlife ()
Date: September 30, 2009 05:35

Quote
Lukester
You're just finding out now. Your wife's been telling me that for years.
HA!~spinning smiley sticking its tongue out

"It's just some friends of mine and they're busting down the door"

Re: When your wife....
Posted by: Edith Grove ()
Date: September 30, 2009 05:46

Micklips, just tell her to get back in the kitchen !





Re: When your wife....
Posted by: Rockman ()
Date: September 30, 2009 05:58

kitchen !.....inta the sack ya mean...



ROCKMAN

Re: When your wife....
Posted by: Come On ()
Date: September 30, 2009 08:32

My wife like 'Angie' with Stones, that's about it with that band for her...soooo don't feel to lonely..smoking smiley

2 1 2 0

Re: When your wife....
Posted by: blues.boy ()
Date: September 30, 2009 08:39

Pfffff Evil woman

"Le mensonge d'une femme est irréfutable" Jean Edern Hallier

(the lie of a woman is incontestable)

Re: When your wife....
Posted by: Mr Jimmy ()
Date: September 30, 2009 08:45

Whack her. You want some lime...?

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What's your favourite flavour?...........Cherry Red!!

Re: When your wife....
Posted by: Baboon Bro ()
Date: September 30, 2009 09:51

Still.. You have a wife.
The spice of life is being misunderstood by one's life comrade, aint it?
My womanfriend actually does like the Stones, that might be a problem to.

Re: When your wife....
Posted by: Fan Since 1964 ()
Date: September 30, 2009 10:14

The worst thing that can happen is that she likes the Stones but not you.
She only uses you to get tickets for free!

That would be darn crazy!

Been Stoned since 1964 and still am!

Re: When your wife....
Posted by: BBrew ()
Date: September 30, 2009 10:26

Get a new one!

Re: When your wife....
Posted by: liddas ()
Date: September 30, 2009 11:01

Mine is a funny situation. I have literally tons of CDs LPs whatever of every possible genre artist etc. that my wife wholeheartedly hates. The Stones are the only exception, with the result that the only music we can listen together is the Stones ...

C

Re: When your wife....
Posted by: micklips ()
Date: September 30, 2009 19:20

Well, she likes stuff like Joni Mitchell, Stevie Wonder, Jackson 5, Al Jareau, Chaka....etc. Kind-a cool when she drinks wine and dances around the house...I don't complain...but NO more Stones - maybe in the garage?....wait a minute, this is my house, she can go out to the garage and listen to that stuff, I'll have my vodka-tonic and crank our favorite band....this is my house, ha ha. too.....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oposites attrack......You'll never be my beast of burden, ain't I rough enough?

Lips

Re: When your wife....
Posted by: sweet neo con ()
Date: September 30, 2009 19:36

Quote
micklips
wife of 25 years finally declares...I don't even like the stones

so..using deductive reasoning...your wife is NOT CindyC. winking smiley


IORR............but I like it!

Re: When your wife....
Posted by: Elmo Lewis ()
Date: September 30, 2009 19:43

"Pretty Beat Up"

Re: When your wife....
Posted by: paulywaul ()
Date: September 30, 2009 19:48

Quote
micklips
Any advice ....when your wife of 25 years finally declares...I don't even like the stones....my jaw dropped...

Any advice...other than drinking myself to death...???

I have Sticky cranked right now...she's gone for a while...ouch...

Help, Help.....

Medieaval "float test". One grumpy wife, one length of rope, one large weight, submerge all three in deep water. If wife drowns ... all is OK. She really DID like the Stones after all. If wive lives however, then she's guilty as sin ... so drown the silly bitch !!



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