Happy berfday, sport. Sorry Im a day or so late.

All the very best to you, Rockman!

Hope you drank an entire beer with friends without one being spilled on your lap. Happy Birthday to one of our shining lights on IORR.


plexi

Many Thanks guys..gals....

AHHHHHHHH ..... No Timbo I stayed high & dry......
Donned a deep divers suit when went to da local...friggin' hassle though when I needed a slash ........





ROCKMAN

Happy belated birthday to IORR's favourite son.

Happy belated birthday!!!

How old are you now, how old are you now, how OLD are you nowww - how old are you now.

Big Big Birthday smootchies and hugs to ya. Hope you had a nice luverly lady on hand to administer them in my place.

Happy Birthday from the Jack-man too!

Wasn't looking too good, but I was feeling real well.

Being too late as usual ( being offline couple of weeks meanwhile ´cause of
pc crap....too boring to list it up here )

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

to you,the one and only and true ROCKMAN.

Now everything seems to be fixed I´m looking forward taking part again.
And I never forget my promises...(although sometimes I hope others would do...)

Cheers,have a great weekend .

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Happy berfday, sport. Sorry Im a day or so late.

All the finest ones come late.. ' Appy berfday week, mate!
Been abroad, just came home.

Ahhhhhh thanks Baboon .... Good ta see ya back.....
And a tip of me hat ta you Clemens ... The Motel will reopen...

Cindy Cindy .... Not sure of age ..Australian birth records only
go back ta 1836 .... Hugs&Smootchies YEAH all the nurses here in the
rest-home smothered me in 'em ......... Keep Rockin' Jack Man make ya mumma proad....



ROCKMAN

A Belated Best Berfday from the BluzDude!

Hi Rockman !

Not only I am late ,but I find nothing more to say than :







It's 4.20 am in Australia and you must be asleep .
Good Night ,sleep tight ...



I am a Frenchie ,as Mick affectionately called them in the Old Grey Whistle Test in 1977 .

Swaystones, the least you could have done is to send Rockman a St. Honore or mille feuille.

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Swaystones, the least you could have done is to send Rockman a St. Honore or mille feuille.

I could even do much better than a cake for Rockee if we didn't live 10 000 miles away from one another....



I am a Frenchie ,as Mick affectionately called them in the Old Grey Whistle Test in 1977 .

Ooooo La La !!!!!!! ....

Willie Nix's - Baker Shop Boogie is one of me Sun faves .......



ROCKMAN

ROCKMAN HAS ENTERED THE BUILDING
by HELTER SKELTER, all rights reserved, copyright 2009

song one for Rockman on his Birthday.

SOMEONE SHOUTS "IT'S BASTILLE DAY" !!!/
AS ROCK PLANS HIS ENTER-THE-WORLD GETAWAY/
A DIFFICULT BIRTH/
FOR WHAT IT'S WORTH/
AS A NEW FORCE ARRIVES ON/
CAOTIC MOTHER EARTH

AND ROCKMAN HAS ENTERED THE BUILDING/
ROCKMAN HAS ENTERED THE BUILDING/
BEFORE ELVIS LEFT/
BEFORE NIXON SWEAT/
ROCKMAN HAS ENTERED THE BUILDING - that's right !!

AS ROCK GREW OLDER/
HIS MOVES GREW BOLDER/
HE BECAME A TERROR/
FROM PERTH TO QUEENSLAND CAIRNS

GROWN MEN STAYED CLEAR/
OF THE BUNKER WHEN NEAR/
AND HOT BABES TATTOOED HIS FACE/
ON THEIR SHOULDERS

BUT IT DON'T MATTER MUCH/
WHAT YOU SAY/
TELL HIM TO LEAVE/
OR ASK HIM TO STAY/
CAUSE HE'S NOBODY'S FOOL/
HE'S MORE THAN "FONZI COOL"
AND HE DON'T REALLY GIVE A F*CK/
EITHER WAY

AND ROCKMAN HAS ENTERED THE BUILDING - that's right
ROCKMAN HAS ENTERED THE BUILDING
HE'S GONNA MAKE A CHANGE
HE'S GONNA REARRANGE
CAUSE ROCKMAN HAS ENTERED THE BUILDING

....AND HE'S STAYING HERE LONGER THAN YOU !!



ALRIGHT !!!, one more for the Rock on his Birthday....

JUST ONE HAND
by HELTER SKELTER, all rights reserved, copyright 2009

MAN'S GOT TALENTS
MORE IMPORTANT THAN YOU THINK
MAN'S GOT TALENTS
BIGGER THAN THE KITCHEN SINK

BUT HE CAN'T 2 STEP
AND HE CAN'T JIVE
AND HE CAN'T FREE LANCE
AND HE CAN'T HANG GLIDE
AND HE CAN'T FLO AND GLOW
AND YOU'LL NEVER SEE HIM CRY
BUT HE'LL LISTEN TO YOUR STORIES
AND HE'LL LISTEN TO YOUR LIES

OH, AND WE FORGOT ONE LITTLE THING.....
ROCKMAN CAN TAKE YOUR BRA OFF
WITH JUST ONE HAND
HE CAN TAKE YOUR BRA OFF
WITH JUST ONE HAND
AND IT AIN'T NO SILLY TRICK
BUT IT SURE IS A TREAT
SO JUST STAND BACK
AND LET HIM PERFORM HIS FEAT

1 THUMB AND 2 FINGERS
BRA HOOKS ARE UNDONE
NOW THOSE GLOBAL BABIES CAN FREE FLY
WHILE ROCKMAN HAS HIS FUN
THIS AIN'T NO
MONKEY BUSINESS
THIS AIN'T NO
BUBBLE GUM
CAUSE WHEN ROCKMAN GET'S IT GOING
HE AIN'T FINISHED
TILL HE'S DONE
AND HE CAN TAKE YOUR BRA OFF
WITH JUST ONE HAND
HE CAN TAKE YOUR BRA OFF
WITH JUST ONE HAND

HAPPY BELATED (Pure ART takes time ) BIRTHDAY Mate, hope I gave you a smile - Helter

Waaaaaaaaahhhh HELTER ..... Had ta throw ice water all over the body ....

It's a hit record ...It's a hit record ... Ya gotta cut-it man ....
I could turn up to ya live shows in a rock-n-roll pram ....Then leap
outta it and rip the bras from the babes and throw 'em on the stage for ya...
Come ta think about it .... I'm not really a boob-man HELTER but I'd do it just for you .....



ROCKMAN

Hope you like 'em Rock... they actually got better as I "fine tuned" - didn't feel right until 3am in LA for some reason. I would love to record these with PUS but the lead guitar player's "difficult" wife has a vice squeezing his "DNA factory" beyond pain at this point. No PUS reunion at this point. Beatles had Yoko, PUS has Stephanie (I prefer Yoko) - there's ALWAYS an effing fly in the ointment. Time for some Sangria, Helter can't sleep as usual.....

...... Yeah man ....get Steph ta watch some apples rot
while you get that band recording .... Wanna hear the finished thing...

Sleeeeeeeeeeep!!!! Try countin' sheep .... Do they have them in LA???



ROCKMAN

Happy Birthday!!!

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Sleeeeeeeeeeep!!!! Try countin' sheep .... Do they have them in LA???

OH Yeah, we got 'em....... but in LA we call them Politicians - LOL

(Drinking note - Sangria kicked in so it took awhile to get back)

Brilliant Helter! I feel an entire CD coming' round the bend.

Yes, Swaystones, you redeemed yourself with that French tart!

Sorry I just saw this Rockman! I was on vacation and away from the board last week. Hope it was a great day!!

A great day? we are celebrate this for a week now

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Well alright! A week later and the party is still going on!

Alright, it's a done deal then!

Helter and Rockman will be performing at Joe's Joint on Pico on an upcoming Monday evening.

It will coincide with an IORR reunion and we will be celebrating when your little ditty in finished.

Then of course, Blondie, Bernard, Waddy & co will take the stage and get all of us rocking...


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*You must perform your song in this suit!

You be there Wanton ...'cause the rehearsals for Helter's - Booby Trap Tour were a ravin' screeeeeeem...



ROCKMAN

felicidades!!!