THE RHCP's are an OK band in concert. Saw them open for the boys in 1994 and for Pearl Jam. Both PJ and The Stones smoked them. Period. The Peppers a great band? Are you smooking crack? Yes you are. Moving on. Many of us still rock at a Stones show, however, we may rock less because they play the same old songs over and over and over. Maybe we are gettig bored? Shock me, show me.
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I'll take the Professor in a pink thong with a pink boa draped around his neck.
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How many chins was MT sporting?
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Say goodnight CC. Stick a fork in you. You are done. History. Sayanara. Hasta Luego. Ta-Ta. See ya.
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wishful thinking.
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OpenG- my apologies. It was a used Isuzu Rodeo with three hubcaps and bad paint. Keith wouldn't kick in the extra dough for an extended warranty which was recommended on a vehicle with more than 100K miles.
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openG- it was a cash gift for a USED Kia with only three hubcaps and bad paint. Keith wouldn't pay for the extended warranty.As the saying goes...you can't alwas get what you want......... you know the rest.
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Nope. John Wilkes Booth.
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Under the Radar.
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I received the rarities CD with the purchase of two packages of Guerrero flour tortillas at my local supermarket. What a deal!
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Can't wait to hear this goofball on the airwaves. He has zero charisma.
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Say goodnight CC. You are done. You should have taken that computer programming job a few weeks ago.
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Keith loaned Mick T the down payment for his new Kia Sportage. He needs a small economical SUV to haul around his gear.
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Yes, he has the "frito bandito" mustache. Lucas, get yourself a razor.
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Falling from the sky like lead balloon.
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Nancy Wilson- Heart Lita Ford- Runaways The cute chicks in The Go Go's I dig chicks with guitars. Today, give me Sheryl Crow.
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Check out the Gibson Les Paul Double Cut on the www.gibson.com
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CC DeVille couldn't carry Ron Wood's jockstrap. He sucks as a guitar player.Sorry.He has no legacy, little style and his phrasing sucks donkey dongs. I'd rather hear a busted chainsaw outside my window at 5 AM.
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How many Ethiopians can you fit into a bathtub?
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Is Lucas the son with the goatee?
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Buy a Fender Telecaster if you already have an SG. I have two Telecasters,a 1977 Strat, Danelectro 56U2 and a Gibson Les Paul. I have a Mexican Telecaster and it sounds every bit as good as my American Strat. $350-400 and you are an owner. If you can afford an American Tele, buy it. By the way, I am a lefty!
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Mick also cherishes the Michael Jackson and Elvis felt portraits he picked up cheap in Tijuana.
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Sharon O blows as does Iron Maiden.
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Lucas? Who cares!
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NO. Please no. Please please please. We don't need another bathroom break song.
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I was surrounded by several Somalians and Mongolians at my last Stones show. All were cab drivers, so it was easy to get a lift home after the gig.
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CC Deville?? Who has been smoking crack, or sniffing crack for that matter?.
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I am a lesbian with male genitalia.
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I prefer a gal with false teeth.
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OpenG- was MT high on H? I need to know ASAP or PDQ. If I don't hear from you, no BFD. 10-4!
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