I just finished off a nice big Mexican meal with plenty of frijoles, therefore, it is.. "Jumpin' Jack Flash, I've got gas, gas gas!"
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The Peppers should thank their lucky stars that they had an opportunity to open for the greatest band in the world. More exposure certainly doesn't hurt ones career either. Say goodnight Anthony. You are an ungrateful a-hole. Furthermore, put some pants on while you sing you goofball.
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IF Martians landed on Earth... they would exit their space crafts, look at themselves and say" let's get the hell out of here. The North Koreans have nukes pointed this way and their leader is whacked out of his mind. See ya!!"
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Boy George.
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"Da Do Run Run" - Shaun Cassidy.
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The remix needs another remix. Better yet, toss it into the round file.
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Ron is probably more cautious when he pees without lifting the lid. You can thank the guys mixing the sound for Ron not being properly in the mix. I will agree, his live solo on YCAGWYW is atrocious. NO fluidity at all.
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Stick a fork in Van Halen, they are done. Ancient Chinese history. Maybe Eddie can follow in Elliot Easton's footstep and play with Creedence Clearwater Revisited when Elliot departs for the New Cars Reunion Tour minus Ocasek with Todd Rundgren.
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I am undergoing hair transpant surgery on my chest next week. Women love that Thomas Magnum look.
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Call me when your 50ish and let me know as to what music is playing on your FM dial. I can tell you this, it wont be the Chili Peppers. Their music will not stand the test of time. "I'm just another moonlight mile on down the road". Bayou- a 50ish crowd at a Stones show?. Not hardly, and I have attended every tour since 1975. I see a mixed bag of people from all ages.
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Beatles Doors U2 Queen CCR Who Sex Pistols Roxy Music Bad Company Led Zep Pink Floyd KISS- they are awful. I mean, their live CD in 1977 that put them on the map, was also overdubbed in the studio! Does that tell you anything?
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"Where The Boys Go" rocks in a punkish sense. It would be a great song live. "Hand of Fate"- a great song with a great solo by Harvey Mandell. One of the last hot guitar solos on any Stones offering. "Salt Of The Earth"- great song, played by Mick and Keith at the 9/11 concert. They should play it live. "Jigsaw Puzzle"- Another lost gem. You can h
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I'll pick up the live CD and play it to annoy my neighbors and use it as a coaster for my Pelligrino. The CD will bomb and the record company will have to "give it away, give it away, give it away now". Enough Chili Pepper BS. They will never ever be in the class of the Stones. Their music will NOT stand the test of time. Say goodnight Anthony.
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I smuggle in a large cotto salami in my pants and a flask of Pelligrino.
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Jump The Shark CD- Tattoo You Jump The Shark Tour- Babylon Tour
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She is another golddigger. I will pass on this mule. Mick and Uma made a nice couple.
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This CD makes a nice coaster for my cocktails.
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in a van down by the river.
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what about all of the great songs recorded but never released?
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Tulips On My Organ".
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Uranus.
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Tod- he does have his own style, but frankly, I am not that impressed with him as a guitar player. Pretty simple stuff and very easy to play. Don't get me wrong, I like his music. UNDERRATED- Chuck Berry and Elvis Presley's guitarist.
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Bayou- 1994 Voodoo Lounge, and I saw the RHCP's open for Pearl Jam. I've seen them. Nothing special. Keidas isn't much of a vocalist. I will say Flea is a fine bassist. The question is, could the layperson name three RHCP songs right off of the tops of their heads. I doubt it. Will The RHCP's leave a legacy? Nope. By the way, I've been playing guitar for 34 years
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Neil Young is OVERRATED. His stuff is easy to play and he is nothing special as a guitar player. He's a great songwriter and vocalist for sure.
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Lisa is starting in a new TV show called "Leave It To Weaver". I haven't seen her weave catch on anything, but rumor has it that BornOnTheBayou's pink thong got caught on the neck of Blondie Chapin's guitar. Is there any truth to this rumor? If it's is true, nice shot, dude.
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I'll put one in my bathroom next to the bidette.
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BayouDude or Dudette- How long have you been playing guitar? As far as to whether or not I can or cannot rock,there is an old cliche that comes to mind: "I may be too old to cut the mustard, but I can still lick the jar." Your mother should have scolded you as a youth for eating too many paint chips.
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BayouDude- Anthony Keidas couldn't carry Mick's jockstrap let alone carry a tune.
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So. Big tongue, small penis. Big bank account. Crappy bass player, lousy vocalist, shitty songwriter. Say goodnight Mr Klein.
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Mack, I got you what you wanted, Britney Spears greatest hits. Enjoy.
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