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Music Industry Joke of the Day
Posted by:
trainarollin
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Date: May 1, 2008 02:23
"Why did the Red Hot Chili Peppers go Under the Bridge?"
Because that's where they kept the Heroin
Because that's where they kept the Heroin
Re: Music Industry Joke of the Day
Posted by:
open-g
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Date: May 1, 2008 02:35
They heard that James Brown took it to the bridge quite a few times, eh?
Re: Music Industry Joke of the Day
Posted by:
Edith Grove
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Date: May 1, 2008 03:32
I heard this one while visiting Nashville:
How to you get an aspiring country/western singer off your front doorstep?
Pay for the pizza.
How to you get an aspiring country/western singer off your front doorstep?
Pay for the pizza.
Re: Music Industry Joke of the Day
Posted by:
mstmst
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Date: May 1, 2008 04:39
Why are bagpipe players always walking?
To get away from the noise.
To get away from the noise.
Re: Music Industry Joke of the Day
Posted by:
5string
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Date: May 1, 2008 06:05
what do you call a songwriter who just lost his girl-friend? homeless!
how do you tell if a songwriter has a song on the charts? his shoes match!
how do you tell if a songwriter has a song on the charts? his shoes match!
Re: Music Industry Joke of the Day
Posted by:
trainarollin
()
Date: May 1, 2008 06:45
Why did god give the band Smashmouth five Top 10 Singles?
It was a clerical error, he ment to give them sipholis
It was a clerical error, he ment to give them sipholis
Re: Music Industry Joke of the Day
Posted by:
stickydion
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Date: May 1, 2008 19:35
What does happen if you play backwards a vinyl record of country music?
Your wife returns, your dog comes back to life, your house is forming. (Why? Because every country song's subject is the same: "My wife left me, my dog passed away, my house is on fire"...)
Your wife returns, your dog comes back to life, your house is forming. (Why? Because every country song's subject is the same: "My wife left me, my dog passed away, my house is on fire"...)
Re: Music Industry Joke of the Day
Posted by:
Elmo Lewis
()
Date: May 1, 2008 19:57
A lady walks into a music store and asks "Have you got 'Hot Legs' on a 10 inch Decca"?
The man replies, "I've got hot nuts on a 10 inch pecker".
She says, "Is that a record"?
He says, "Nope, but it's a damn good average"!
The man replies, "I've got hot nuts on a 10 inch pecker".
She says, "Is that a record"?
He says, "Nope, but it's a damn good average"!
Re: Music Industry Joke of the Day
Posted by:
TrulyMicks
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Date: May 1, 2008 20:35
Cute, thanks for the laugh.
Re: Music Industry Joke of the Day
Posted by:
franzk
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Date: May 1, 2008 21:31
Two musicians meet:
- Hey, I bought your latest album.
- So it was you!
- Hey, I bought your latest album.
- So it was you!
Re: Music Industry Joke of the Day
Posted by:
polythene sam
()
Date: May 2, 2008 01:45
What's the difference between a musician and a mutual fund?
A mutual fund will eventually mature and earn some real money.
A mutual fund will eventually mature and earn some real money.
Re: Music Industry Joke of the Day
Posted by:
ablett
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Date: May 2, 2008 01:47
I thought it was Robbie Williams?
Took the cash, knocked out a crap album now chases aliens??
Took the cash, knocked out a crap album now chases aliens??
Re: Music Industry Joke of the Day
Posted by:
SomeTorontoGirl
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Date: May 2, 2008 02:35
Bill Wyman was exploring a deserted beach with his metal detector when he found a very old-fashioned lamp buried beneath the sand. He rubbed the sand off it and a Genie magically appeared, as they are wont to do. The Genie thanked Bill profusely for freeing him from the lamp and granted him one wish.
That afternoon, Bill's wife returned home to find a children's sized piano on the dining table, complete with a miniature man, sitting at a tiny stool and playing blues classics.
"Bill," she called upstairs, "what the heck is this on the dining table?"
Bill replied... "Apparently that is a 12-inch pianist."
That afternoon, Bill's wife returned home to find a children's sized piano on the dining table, complete with a miniature man, sitting at a tiny stool and playing blues classics.
"Bill," she called upstairs, "what the heck is this on the dining table?"
Bill replied... "Apparently that is a 12-inch pianist."
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