wait....what!?!

Lukester Wrote:
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> wait....what!?!






go to 6:26

oh yeah.....that. I'd forgotten.

Cindy... Brain salad Surgery (New Orleans slang for a BJ), calm down cherub!!!

SD

SonicDreamer Wrote:
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Cindy... Brain salad Surgery (New Orleans slang for a BJ), calm down cherub!!!

That sounds so gross! hahahaha I think if it's hitting you in the brain, you might want to consider trying a different position.

that is slang for a BJ? I know it's mentioned in Dr. John's lyrics for "RightPlace, Wrong Time," and I think it is also the name of an Emerson, Lake, and Palmer album.....I always wondered if it had some meaning.....hmmmm.....

.....I apologize. That last post really didn't have anything to do with Gazza.

It has, if I was on the receiving end.....

Mr. Gazza, I represent the Irish Health & Safety Executive and I need to advise you that we have come across information that suggests there is a horse burial ground underneath your house and I have a letter of authority to commence excavation within the next 14 days, as we believe that there is serious risk of contamination to the local community. During these works I regret to inform you that you will need to leave your domicile. We have arranged for alternative, temporary accommodation in one of Dublin's Salvation Army hostels. I trust this will be acceptable to you and I sincerely apologise for any inconvenience this may cause.

Lukester Wrote:

> that is slang for a BJ? I know it's mentioned
> in Dr. John's lyrics for "RightPlace, Wrong Time,"
> and I think it is also the name of an Emerson,
> Lake, and Palmer album.....I always wondered if it
> had some meaning.....hmmmm.....

The second to last paragraph of this article explains a bit about the Dr. John/ELP BSS connection.

[www.houstonpress.com]

.....thanks Mr. Edith Grove. Gazza, I apologize for not addressing you as Mr. Gazza.

Gazza, I apologize for not including an
apology in my above post.

Gazza, I'm sorry that I do not have any more jokes to add to this thread....I too am sorry for not addressing you as Mr Gazza.... I am sorry for the fact that Lukester is sorry that Sonic Dreamer was sorry that he used your name for the delivery.

Wait!, Lukester was sorry that the delivery was a decoy, he was not sorry for the fact that your name was used for the delivery- this Sonic Dreamer was sorry for- he was in fact sorry that the delivery was a decoy.

I am sorry for the fact that both your name was used and that the delivery turned out to be a decoy...sorry

I am sorry Gazza that I conjure up your face when I am making love to my girlfriend but it does keep me going longer... but then again if I think of you too long then I lose it completely...!

Anyway sorry Gazza if you have already heard this one
A man took his wife to the rodeo and one of the first exhibits they stopped at was the breeding bulls. They went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said,

'THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR'

The wife playfully nudged her husband in the ribs and said, 'He mated 50 times last year.'

They walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said,
''THIS BULL MATED 150 TIMES LAST YEAR'

The wife gave her husband a healthy jab and said, 'That's more than twice a week! You could learn a lot from him.'

They walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said, in capital letters, 'THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR'

The wife, so excited that her elbow nearly broke her husband's ribs, said,'That's once a day. You could REALLY learn something from this one

The husband looked at her and said, 'Go over and ask him if it was with the same cow.'

neilly43 Wrote:
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> I am sorry Gazza that I conjure up your face when
> I am making love to my girlfriend but it does keep
> me going longer... but then again if I think of
> you too long then I lose it completely...!

Thats a relief, quite personally - although whether any 'relief' is involved for you is in doubt!

neilly43 Wrote:
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> Anyway sorry Gazza if you have already heard this
> one
> A man took his wife to the rodeo and one of the
> first exhibits they stopped at was the breeding
> bulls. They went up to the first pen and there was
> a sign attached that said,
>
> 'THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR'
>
> The wife playfully nudged her husband in the ribs
> and said, 'He mated 50 times last year.'
>
> They walked to the second pen which had a sign
> attached that said,
> ''THIS BULL MATED 150 TIMES LAST YEAR'
>
> The wife gave her husband a healthy jab and said,
> 'That's more than twice a week! You could learn a
> lot from him.'
>
> They walked to the third pen and it had a sign
> attached that said, in capital letters, 'THIS BULL
> MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR'
>
> The wife, so excited that her elbow nearly broke
> her husband's ribs, said,'That's once a day. You
> could REALLY learn something from this one
>
> The husband looked at her and said, 'Go over and
> ask him if it was with the same cow.'


HA HA HA Lol great joke!

That joke gives me the perfect opportunity to repost one of my favorite cartoon. This makes me laugh every time.

I think I owe Gazza and everyone on this forum an apology for that cartoon that CindyC just posted. I honestly thought that I had destroyed that stupid cartoon months ago.

Gazza - that reminds me, i'm sorry about the time i put the cigarette to your balls. I know you probably wouldn't have thought it was funny at the time, but you really should have seen the expression on your face - it was quite an amusing mix of shock, pain, anger, and fear - but mostly pain. I guess you had to be there.

Gazza, I'm sorry that you had to pay £55 for that Dylan cd!

Gazza,the ocean called. They want their shrimp back......Sorry,I watched an old Seinfeld episode last night and I love that line.

"It's just some friends of mine and they're busting down the door"

GAZZA, sorry i used your name when i voted barry manilow sexiest man alive

im sorry ive mistaken a real person by a
combination of Keith Richards and John Locke (!)
and acted as i knew him when in fact he was
nothing but a perfect stranger. smile.

and gazza, sorry the apology above isnt directed at you.

Mr Gazza, Sorry that there is a horse burial ground beneath your house!

CindyC Wrote:
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> Gazza - that reminds me, i'm sorry about the time
> i put the cigarette to your balls. I know
> you probably wouldn't have thought it was funny at
> the time, but you really should have seen the
> expression on your face - it was quite an amusing
> mix of shock, pain, anger, and fear - but mostly
> pain. I guess you had to be there.


As the balls were mine, how could I NOT have been there? Its not as if I sent them to you in a Jiffy envelope or something....

Gaz, it is lunch time and the last thing I need to think about is you paddypacket!

nevere heard it called that before...

so, you're saying there are other times during the day when its ok for you to think about it?

Its easy for you. You're only thinking about it, and its not yours anyway. I'm sitting here thinking about it being burned with cigarettes. Even despite the fact it involves Cindy, its not exactly a pleasant image.

I'm sorry that you always have to check here and even reply to the embarrassing things we post, Gazza.


Belgrade-Bucharest-Budapest-Brno

I'm sorry to learn that paddypacket is yet another slang word for scrotum.