It's possible, I suppose... that a line of "Sorry Gazza" fashionwear would sell reasonably well.
But I'm sorry, Lorenz. I don't have time to do it.


Lorenz Wrote:
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> Schillid, I think if you want to show that you are
> sorry, you should design a Gazza tshirt.
> Sorry Gazza, I know you wanted to suggest that
> yourself.

Gazza, I'm very sorry that I banned you from IORR 2 days ago.
I just thought you'd made enough posts on this board, so I decided to cut you off.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 2007-12-15 20:05 by Erik_Snow.

Gazza Im sorry i didnt post the complete 82 stones Slane... news article( broken English)

Gazza, so sorry--like the others I used your name once--

to vote for "Miss You" as best song and favorite candidate
to stay on the B-stage in all future performances.

Ok as long as we are telling jokes. I might as well tell my Dam fish joke.


A preachers wife goes to the local market and asks the butcher what the special is today. He tell her the special is dam fish. The preachers wife is deeply offended,she tells him,how dare you talk to me like that,you know I am a preachers wife. He tells her,no you don't understand,it's dam fish. Fish that was caught in a dam. The preachers wife says,ok I'll take it. So she goes home,starts cookin up the fish. The preacher comes home from a hard day of preaching and asks his wife whats for dinner. She tells him Dam fish. The preacher is deeply offended. He tells his wife,how dare you talk to me like that,you know I'm a preacher. She tells him,no you don't understand,it's dam fish. Fish that was caught in a dam. He says oh,ok. So they sit down to dinner. The preacher,his wife and their son. The preacher asks his wife to pass the dam fish. The son says,that's the way to talk to her dad. Pass the @#$%& potatos.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 2007-12-16 03:40 by sweetcharmedlife.

The preacher comes home from a hard day of preaching?

Sorry you had to hear that one, Gazza.

Just kidding, SCL! Good one!

It's a jungle out there EG.

"It's just some friends of mine and they're busting down the door"

Liked it very much, SCL - it travels well.

now I'm sorry to have interfered in the apologizes to Gazza. Hey, sorry man.

Gazza Wrote:
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> Why dont you shower of bastards pick on someone
> your own size......

But Gazza dear, you ARE our size.

Sorry for saying that.

Gazza, I'm sorry that I think that Santa Claus is Coming To Town is a better Xmas song by Bruce than Merry Christmas Baby.

So it's my time to add a bad joke to this thread. I'm sorry...

Russian president Vladimir Putin was on his diplomatic visit to USA. When he has finished his diplomatic bussiness he decided to have some fun in the American brothel. He took his bodyguards and they went down to the red lights disctrict. They entered first "house of ill repute", Vladimir went upstairs and his crew was waiting in the hall. After a few minutes Putin runs down the stairs shouting "let's get out of here!" So they went to another brothel where the whole situation repeated: Putin goes upstairs, and after a while he runs down like a bat out of the hell telling his bodyguards to get out of there. When this happened once again in another brothel his bodyguards decided to ask him why he escapes from every brothel after merely few minutes.
"They know me here. Actually the recognise me in every brothel here." He replies.
"Why do you think so?"
"When I take off my pants the prostitutes start shouting "Put in! Put in!""

Gazza, sorry you had to read that last joke!

Sorry Gazza for this joke


Ahhh this one is good!

My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight
attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served
us food and drinks.

As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the
aisle and told us that "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll
be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just
put your trays up, that would be super."

On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed
Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't hear me
over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the
main man can pitty-pat us on the ground."

She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am
called a Princess and I take orders from no one."

To which (I swear) the flight attendant replied, without
missing a beat,
"Well, sweet-cheeks, In my country I'm called a Queen, so I
outrank you. "Tray-up, Bitch."

I'm sorry Gazza... I can't see how this thread could be consiidered
"important" enough for bv to include it in his database of the most important IORR threads.

the ORIGINAL 'sorry gazza u shower of bastards' thread; from a couple of years ago is THE classic...that one is classic; predates my membership here but it's has many long time good posters at their best, and it happened and flowed naturally; it's hysterical. this thread here is more like jokes at the bar; not extemporaneous or naturally clever... and a mere shadow of the original.

have you seen that one??...that one shines...
shows a lot of rolling stones attitude; someone should at least bump that one every now and again; it's iorr at it's best in many ways.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 2007-12-16 23:35 by Beelyboy.

Gazza - I'm sorry for that last post.

Beelyboy Wrote:
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> the ORIGINAL 'sorry gazza u shower of bastards'
> thread; from a couple of years ago is THE
> classic...that one is classic; predates my
> membership here but it's has many long time good
> posters at their best, and it happened and flowed
> naturally; it's hysterical. this thread here is
> more like jokes at the bar; not extemporaneous or
> naturally clever... and a mere shadow of the
> original.
>
> have you seen that one??...that one shines...
> shows a lot of rolling stones attitude; someone
> should at least bump that one every now and again;
> it's iorr at it's best in many ways.


here ya go, beely...

[www.iorr.org]

Gazza, I'm sorry that Timbernardis suggested this thread should be listed as one of the most important threads

(Am I dragging this thread out too long?)

Gazza, I am truly sorry that I gave your address to a certain Bolivian friend as a decoy drop point for a consignment of his finest. I promise it won't happen again. Heh heh heh heh.

SD

Gazza, I'm sorry that Sonic Dreamer's Bolivian delivery to you was only a decoy.

.....but more importantly, I apologize for resurrecting this tired thread.

Sorry Gazza. They now know you are behind Shine A Light.


Belgrade-Bucharest-Budapest-Brno

Lukester - your good reputation is mud in my eyes for this infraction.

Wasn't looking too good, but I was feeling real well.

LOLOL..Lorenz - Scorsese is one of the few people I can actually look down on. I like the suit.

Charlie looks like he was photoshopped into that picture.

WMiller Wrote:
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> Charlie looks like he was photoshopped into that
> picture.

Yeah, I added him.

Btw, Gazza - that suit looks good on ya!


Belgrade-Bucharest-Budapest-Brno

I have too much of a criminal face. If I wore that, it would just look like I stole it. Which I probably would have done.

..and I cant believe almost 3 and a half thousand of you 'shower of bastards' have viewed this thread.......

Gazza Wrote:
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> ..and I cant believe almost 3 and a half thousand
> of you 'shower of bastards' have viewed this
> thread.......


well I think I probably can account for 3,126 of those views.

"You're going the right way for a smacked bottom, you know..."