Nobody seems to like the wine. Let's come up with
some suggestions for other official Stones products.
"What Would Keith Do" bracelets... did someone say ?



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"The Keith Richards home therapy course."

" ...How to achieve deep happiness and enlightenment through being at peace with yourself and not giving a flying fcuk what any c*nt else thinks "

The way Stones audiences are going (re laziness, age, not knowing many songs etc) I think that a possible rs.com venture for the next tour will be an automatic clapping device that they can attach to your seat and press into action with your elbow at the end of each song, so that it wont disturb the ticketholder to the degree where they have to actually remove their hands from their boxes of nachos or popcorn in order to applaud.

That would involve moving the entire arm. Maybe a device activated by blinking would be more appropriate.

Rolling Stones prawn sandwiches!!

Mars Bar: The Marianne Faithull recipe

They should sell anything they want, but at an affordable price.
Stop bullshitting the fans.
Asking twice the price for anything because there is a tongue on it is ridiculous. I still buy a few merch, but way less than I would love to.

Not because I can't afford it, but because I don't WANT to spend that much money for unnecessary things.

In my opinion, people would be buying more Stones labeled merch if it was only 10-15% more expensive as the same item without the logo.

A Mick Jagger answers your phone device. A thing that would hook up to your phone and answer it in Mick's voice. "Hello, I'm sorry but Helter's not in at the moment. Please leave your name with your number and a short message so he can get back to ya. Well Alright then.... Charlie's good tonight ain't 'e. OK, we gotta go now. See you next year, ALRIGHT !!!" CLICK... something like that would sell.....

I saw in a catalogue an alarm clock that when you put on snooze mode, jumps off the counter and rolls around on the floor and when the alarm goes off again, you have to get out of bed to turn it off. I think a clock shaped like a "Rolling Stone" would be appropriate for this, and the alarm option can play Start Me Up.

Rolling Stones rolling papers ... let the world's greatest rock 'n' roll band help you get rolling and get stoned! Be like David Bowie and put Mick's tongue on your joint (saliva sold seperately).

HelterSkelter Wrote:
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> A Mick Jagger answers your phone device. A thing
> that would hook up to your phone and answer it in
> Mick's voice. "Hello, I'm sorry but Helter's not
> in at the moment. Please leave your name with your
> number and a short message so he can get back to
> ya. Well Alright then.... Charlie's good tonight
> ain't 'e. OK, we gotta go now. See you next year,
> ALRIGHT !!!" CLICK... something like that would
> sell.....

Good one...
or to the tune of "She's So Cold"

I'm not home
I'm not home
I'm not at h-h-home
I'm not home

At the tone
At the tone
Speak into your phone

Lisa Fisher's socks (for us feet dudes!)

Rolling Stones-The Video Game

schillid Wrote:
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> Nobody seems to like the wine. Let's come up with
> some suggestions for other official Stones
> products.
> "What Would Keith Do" bracelets... did someone say
> ?


There's gotta be something involving their logo that Amazing.net would be more than happy to sell.

"The Rolling Stones' official how to create a proper set-list kit"

4 all the german guys:
rohling stones

...rohling(e) is a german word...rohlinge are cds to burn (blank cds)!

Just a question regarding merchandise. Has anybody on this board seriously bought Bill's metal detector?



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Yeah I picked up one GREAT....Found the first Blue Cheer album
Vincebus Eruptum and Slayer's Hell Awaits the first day at the local tip....



ROCKMAN



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a mick jagger shampoo ?

Cheap tix (sorry - couldnt resist!) ;O)

Plexiglass with different setlists?

Rolling Stones (Old Cheddar) Cheese.
You can't drink bad wine without cheese!

a live DVD where you can put songs in the order you would like to hear them. Compile 80 songs or so from one tour.

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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 2007-12-07 00:01 by Lukester.

Battery loaded Stones tongues, that will be fun for half of the world population

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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 2007-12-07 22:30 by NICOS.

hee hee

Spud Wrote:
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> That would involve moving the entire arm. Maybe a
> device activated by blinking would be more
> appropriate.



Not if you hold the box of popcorn on your lap. Simple nudge with the elbow and hey presto, the corpse next to you will be impressed that you seem to 'recognise' 'All Down The Line'

They could also have a built in funnel on the other side with a tube which fits on to the end of your member so that you can urinate during Keith's set without getting up from your seat and disturbing everyone else. The contents would then pass into a large communal trough which would be placed underneath everyone's seats in your row and which would flow into a massive bucket placed underneath the b-stage.



Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 2007-12-07 01:27 by Gazza.

NICOS Wrote: Battery loaded Stones tongues, that we be fun half of the world population


Gazza Wrote: They could also have a built in funnel on the other side with a tube which fits on to the end of your member so that you can urinate during Keith's set without getting up from your seat and disturbing everyone else. The contents would then pass into a large communal trough which would be placed underneath everyone's seats.

Great - one for the girls, one for the guys!

Personally, am partial to a Keith Richards Medic Alert Bracelet, inscription: "Don't rely on a pulse, dammit, I'm still alive!"

RS coctail sauce.

A virtual reality DVD with the latest animated graphics of the Stones performing a concert of 2 hours plus containing only songs they have never played live.