Since it's just me and the cat in this world, Christmas's are cheap. Maybe a Beast of Burden sleeve if I can find a real one. Maybe a new TV. Or a new mattress. Got to finally get the stink of my bitch ex out of the house. Do I sound bitter?
Some stuff off of Amazon, I HATE @#$%& SHOPPING AND MALLS AND ALL THAT SHIT !!!!(if only VICODEN was over the counter I would get that for everybody - bad Marketing move having to go through a Doctor)
Naw Queenie, don't be so spellbound, let's get someone realistic like JOAN OSBORNE or THE BLACK CROWES or COLLECTIVE SOUL to do a show for us... they can't be that expensive..... (all these Bands/singers should be bigger than they are, that's why I picked them)
ROCKMAN, just get a mate - helps if he's been drinkin' "all day" - to stick his "pole" in the choppy waters of the deep and mysterious Amazon river. They'll (the Piranas) latch on to that thing like it's mom's milk filled breast....besides the export tax they're basically free - plus the mate's reconstructive surgery but he can get that done in Paraguay for peanuts, get the timing right and he won't even know what happened......
Angel with dirty wings Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > If they open up the ticket sales for the Asian > tour before Christmas... someone will get a huge > surprise.