This should make for some interesting discussion!! I will not post a pic of the bitch!! I will definetly get rid of her one of these days (not because of her looks no!!)..

LET`S GET IT OOOOOOAAAAN!



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 2007-07-21 23:11 by King Snake.

Snakeman, why do you want to get rid of her? Isn't she sweet? Does she make your head spin from wild love sometimes?? Tell me all, I NEED to know......

She is crazy, I tell you!! I`ve been with her for five months now.. she was really lovely at first. But she`s gone absolutely crazy.. she`s a bore.. she doesn`t wanna do anything anymore.. and when I say anything I do mean ANYTHING, catch my drift?? I ask her to go see a movie, she tells me she`s to tired.. I ask her to go to a bar.. TOO TIRED. I ask her to have sex (which is wrong in my opinion)..

I play her a song on the geetar.. she actually says loud noises make her sick!! I play her the Stones, she says she prefers something a little more festive.. Can you believe it?! I can not.. But then again, the first couple of months, she was very kind!! I tell her to lay back, have a drink. But noooo, alcohol makes you hold fluids or something like that? She told me, I wouldn`t know how to translate that.

She forbids me to get drunk actually.. Also, she doesn`t show up when we`re supposed to get together!! LIKE TODAY. We were supposed to go to a concert. I went without her, must say I am glad..

So you would wonder why I haven`t left her.. she goes crazy when I mention it (very paradoxal).. So I`m thinking, she must still like me..

Also, her looks (posting one anyway):



They`re quite tempting..

Dump her. What good are the looks if everything else is miserable?

Can she sing ? We hear the Spice Girls are reforming !

JuanTCB Wrote:
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> Dump her. What good are the looks if everything
> else is miserable?

You are so right!! I will as soon as I get to speak to her..

She forbids you to get drunk? You should have used the old Ralph Kramden line. "I am the king of this castle".

FrankM Wrote:
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> She forbids you to get drunk? You should have used
> the old Ralph Kramden line. \"I am the king of this
> castle\".

Well what do you think.. sure I get drunk. But I have to listen to her whining while still in a hangover!!

King Snake wrote: "So you would wonder why I haven`t left her.. she goes crazy when I mention it (very paradoxal).. So I`m thinking, she must still like me.. "

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interesting dating criteria......it would probably be better if you liked her too.

she is very cute. not sure why she's such a "bore".

kind of like having a convertible....with the top up all the time.
what's the point? apparently she doesn't even want your king trouser snake.

it might be time to trade her in...she's much too young to be such a pain.
she (& you) should be living life to the fullest. Life's short.


IORR............but I like it!



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 2007-07-22 00:10 by sweet neo con.

Good luck with her, she's acting like she doesn't care about you. Maybe you should act like you don't care about her for a while? That usually works....;-)

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Hey Stikky......i've tried that (turning the tabales). only works for short time.
Snake....you don't want to get into that sort of game-playing.
I speak from experience. If you want to end it...just end it
in a "matter of fact" way....no emotions. When she asks why...be straight
with her. Take command of your snake!


IORR............but I like it!

Yeah I`m hot for her but she`s so cold.. So I really am dumping her (before she dumps me)!! Life is indeed too short!! Kicking her out the door, off to the bar, getting drunk, screwing ugly chicks in the toilets, I`m looking forward to being single already (no sarcasm)!!

LOL

Mannnnnnnnnnn she looks so sultry and hotter than a chilli on the equator.... there should be a law against looks being so misleading..... if the dame's too big a pain the only way to gain is to give her the ole Spanish Archer (the elbow), i.e. in other parlance, DUMP her.

SD

Hey Snake..where are you (& she) from? Brazil?
Just wondering....as we know Brazilian women are some of
the most beautiful in the world.


IORR............but I like it!

I`m Dutch.. she is too but her family is from Cape Verde or something!!

King Snake Wrote:
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> Yeah I`m hot for her but she`s so cold.. So I
> really am dumping her (before she dumps me)!! Life
> is indeed too short!! Kicking her out the door,
> off to the bar, getting drunk, screwing ugly
> chicks in the toilets, I`m looking forward to
> being single already (no sarcasm)!!


How 'bout a song to do it for you?

"You're gonna get it straight from the shoulder, can't you see the party's over?...."

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sweet neo con Wrote:
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> Hey Stikky......i've tried that (turning the
> tabales). only works for short time.
> Snake....you don't want to get into that sort of
> game-playing.
> I speak from experience. If you want to end
> it...just end it
> in a "matter of fact" way....no emotions. When
> she asks why...be straight
> with her. Take command of your snake!


Actually this does work...providing you don't give a shit about them.....lol. Otherwise you give up too soon...HAHAHA

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Fine suggestion! Putting it on now!!

She's cute btw, so she may be worth the trouble.....haha :-)

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Stikky wrote: "Actually this does work...providing you don't give a shit about them"

Hey Stikky...good point. I'm married...so my goal is different.

Hey Snake.....does she always look that cute or is that just a good photo?


IORR............but I like it!

This one is particularly tempting.. but erm.. I personally don`t mind pedophilia at all, but we`re both 15 years old eh!! Hehehe..

Snake & his Cape Verde babe.




IORR............but I like it!

Hahaha!! There`s contrast for ya.. see why it`s hard?!

on second thought.....keep her.


IORR............but I like it!

Yeah, I could go around screwing other girls, ofcourse. She`d find out after a while but it would be double fun for some time!! My conscience is shrinking every second!!

good thing it's only your conscience.


IORR............but I like it!

Well, thank you all kindly for the love advice, but back to the original subject!!

i already posted a picture of YOUR significant other.


IORR............but I like it!

She does look crazy, snake. I would break up with her.............But move to another continent first.

"It's just some friends of mine and they're busting down the door"

I would if I knew how, copy and paste doesn't work