Jagger's got insects appeal

By THOMAS WHITAKER
May 22, 2007




MICK JAGGER covered his manhood with BEES to try to give girls more satisfaction, a pal has claimed.

Sir Mick, who has been ridiculed for having a tiny todger, attempted to let the insects sting his penis to blow it up.

Movie director Julien Temple revealed how the Rolling Stones frontman tried the Amazonian marriage ritual when filming scenes for the 1981 movie Fitzcarraldo.

Temple, 53, who was in Mexico with the band directing the Undercover Of The Night video, made the revelation on Radio 4’s Film Programme.

He said: “It involved putting bamboo over the male member and filling it with stinger bees so the member attained the size of the bamboo. Mick spent months in the jungle in Peru. He was going mad out there I think.”

Mick has been ridiculed by old flame Janice Dickinson, 52, who told interviewer Jonathan Ross last week that Mick “has a very small penis”.

Mick, 63, has seven children with four different women and has bedded thousands of women.

[www.thesun.co.uk]

laughed out loud, when i read it on the train, this morning...
the woman squashed up against me gave me a very funny look.

- hilarious stuff..whether it's true or not, is immaterial -
it brightened up my commute.

Riffbuk Wrote:
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> Mick has been ridiculed by old flame Janice
> Dickinson, 52, who told interviewer Jonathan Ross
> last week that Mick “has a very small penis”.
>
> Mick, 63, has seven children with four different
> women and has bedded thousands of women.


Well... It sure did not hurt the ladies...

The 2nd last line in the article must have been
a Satisfaction for the reporter to type.. ?

Well, it's not actually the size that counts. But it's very nice if the "bearer" knows how to use it. That's got NOTHING to do with the size. But it's been documented that Jagger's "member" works. And he's had a few really LONG relationships. That's not possible if you don't know how to introduce your "member"...
Anyway - the size of MJ's member is nothing we need to worry about. However: The ticket-trouble... Fresh reports from home says my Werchter tix have not turned up yet. That worries me! And gets me mad.

I'm pretty sure it wa she who said that about going back to Edith Grove with Jagger to have sex. LOL

"...no longer shall you trudge 'cross my peaceful mind."

Well I'm a King Bee babeeeeeeeeee



ROCKMAN

Buzzz a while.... STING you bad...! Tziiiingggg!!

It's the skill of the skipper and the motion in the ocean.
I bet this story is complete bull anyway.

JumpingKentFlash

As the famuos Swedish author August Strindberg said when his ex-wife complained:
"You can´t blame the screw if the nut´s too big".

Can you use any type or does it have to be a Peruvian Bee...??



ROCKMAN

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> Jagger's got insects appeal
>
> By THOMAS WHITAKER
> May 22, 2007

>
> Mick has been ridiculed by old flame Janice
> Dickinson, 52, who told interviewer Jonathan Ross
> last week that Mick “has a very small penis”.

First of all, is it Janice "Banging me is like throwing a
mettwurst sausage into a corridor" Dickinson? (never heard of her)

And yes, Mick has got the smallest dick ever





Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 2007-05-22 15:21 by TooTough.

Just read Marianne's autobio for the second time. She seemed... well - fairly satisfied with that part of him. The disappointment was more about ah, well... Empathy. However, the man who gets the absolute top rating in her book is Keith. Sexually and as a true and loyal friend.

TooTough Wrote:
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> And yes, Mick has got the smallest dick ever


That belongs on me.

JumpingKentFlash

photo courtesy of Rockman, from Performance dvd, Michele Breton and MJ

Svartmer Wrote:
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> As the famuos Swedish author August Strindberg
> said when his ex-wife complained:
> "You can´t blame the screw if the nut´s too big".

And he also measured his little Willy. 17 cm if I recall it right.

Don't drag Mick through the mud guys.

JumpingKentFlash

Baboon Bro Wrote:
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> Svartmer Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > As the famuos Swedish author August Strindberg
> > said when his ex-wife complained:
> > "You can´t blame the screw if the nut´s too
> big".
>
> And he also measured his little Willy. 17 cm if I
> recall it right.

That´s right, with two witnesses from a known newspaper he measured it in an "excited condition" in order to stop the unfair rumours.

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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 2007-12-30 21:16 by cirrhosis.

Bees in the forest

That article is ridiculous.......what a hoot...........the SUN will actually go to print with anything.

What's this about Jagger having Sting on his dick? David Bowie must be so upset.

Isn´t that a great band? They are over 60 and we still got
stories about snorting Dad´s ashes or stinging the glans.

Of course, Werner Herzog shot Fitzcaraldo in Peru in 1980/81 and Julien Temple shot the Undercover of the Night music video in Mexico in 1983 so unless Mick told him this sounds like a load of bollocks. On the other hand, if it is true and Mick turned around and made Tattoo You in 4 months, maybe he should try again.

Well...first of all, he's only 5'8" tall...so how big could it
be (i'm sure there are exceptions). Secondly...he was able to
wear Lisa Robinson's panties as a "supporter"...so it can't be that big.
(unless she was wearing baggy grandma undies). But ultimately he's not shy
about showing it thru his tight stage pants ('70s)....and women have been
lining up for the past 45 years to meet "lil mick"....so there's no need to
take a collection for the Austin Power P*nis pump for him.

I seem to remember that Keith mentioned mick's member in the press. True?

Mick's BIG ego + Mick's little member = Date tall women to over-compensate?

Any psychiatrists/psychologists out there? (& don't forget the 1975 "inflatable pecker")


IORR............but I like it!



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 2007-05-22 21:33 by sweet neo con.

The inflatable pecker is coming back to the stage for the European tour, thanks to their new corporate sponsor, Viagra.

Ha ha! Height relates to the size of a man's bits? That's like saying a woman is only 5'2", so she will generally only have a small chest...


sweet neo con Wrote:
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> Well...first of all, he's only 5'8" tall...so how
> big could it
> be (i'm sure there are exceptions).

I saw a similar story last year at the StonesForum.nl

I don't know if it's still online but someone even posted a picture of it!

Gives new meaning to B benders.