There once was an old Stone named Bill,
Who went out in search of a thrill,
He met up with Mandy,
And thought her just dandy,
Now she's written out of his will.


What ya got?

"No Anchovies, Please"

There once was a man name Keith
who had no more real teeth
he claimed he snorted his dad
and we though he was oh so rad
Maybe his dad was named Heath???

Hhaha probley doesnt make sence..
Oh well

[[FEAR; BUILDS WALLS.]]

There once was a band not loved by all,
Who eventually played the Royal Albert Hall,
While out for a drive,
Found service denied,
And got ticketed for pissing on a wall!

Whats a Limerock Scotty? MEZ

Lmao GOOD ONE Edith!

[[FEAR; BUILDS WALLS.]]

ok, i'll go with the obvious since no one else has.

There once was a singer named Mick
Who had many ladies handle his dick
He wanted to try a guy
So he had Bowie lower his fly
Now he stuck with Olive Oyl to lick

There once was a man from natucket...............Uhhh...........never mind.

"It's just some friends of mine and they're busting down the door"

Keith took all the drugs that he could-take
Till he got a big Fiji head-ache
But his permanent bender
Would not stop his Fender
That's him that you hear on your pee-break
__ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __



(personally, due to either bladder-luck and/or fascination & excitement, i've never had to take a 'break' from any part of a stones show...and keith's songs, like on the albums, are always a personal highlight)



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The best band in all rock and roll
Is touring to stay off the dole;
Have no worries 'bout that,
Their wallets are fat
From the efforts of Jagger and Cohl.


I remember the old Plaster Casters
(Some girls who made men harden faster)
Now they're only recalled
By Limricists, appalled,
To rhyme something with "Ticketbastards."


The Sixties were free love and peace
With tickets at eight bucks a piece;
Now we're in our old age,
We take out a mortgage
To squint at Mick, Charlie and Keef.



...Not that I'm bitter...

Great guys/girls! I see you're warming up... ;-)

Jelle

oops....best to edit this out too...cause i know what rhymes with banned...






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There once were five schoolboys in Dartford,
Who could not get laid so they got bored,
They started a band,
And won in the end,
Girls beg at the sound of the first chords!

There's a band called the stones from UK
Better than Oasis, travis and coldplay
Mick and kieth write the songs
With Charlie on Drums
& Ronnie OK on his day

"A Stones limerick".

I'm the only one who knows how to follow directions.

MEZ, a 5 line poem - Lines 1, 2, & 5 rhyme as do lines 3 & 4 - see examples above.

Nice job, y'all!

"No Anchovies, Please"



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There once was a band that could rock
The lead singer would ball up a sock
he'd put on a glitter jump suit
wear make up to look oh so cute
then he'd put that sock
right next to his cock
which would make his crotch look just like a foot

The band may be torn and frayed
Keefs seen much better days
But we love these sinners
And we need the glimmer
So we go along with it anyway

A Cheltenham bluesman named Jones
Invented a group called the Stones
And though he may be drownded
The great band he founded
Will play on till they're nothing but bones!

There once was a laddie named Mick
With blue eyes and lips I should lick,
He's always entrancing,
especially when dancing,
I call him, with fondness, " the Quick".

There was young man we called Jagger,
Who danced while holding a dagger,
His band rock and rolled,
they've never grown old,
He will always be sexy and swagger!

Some say that Bill's a defector
But he loves his metal detector
He finds titanium pins
From the skull deep within
The head of his lost band's director

Keith Richards is one wacky guy,
who really believes he can fly,
he once fell from a tree,
man,the bloke worried me,
Now he dresses like ole Captain Blye!

We could put these together and have the lyrics to a great biographical song. More words than a Dylan song!

"No Anchovies, Please"

Every tour it’s the same come on
It cost more money to stage and put on
So we need these high ticket prices
So smile and pay for your vices
You know you need something to feed on

Bill said “bye” to the lads
Charlie would rather play jazz
Ronnie tied to kick it
Mick wants to lick it
And Keith just snorted his dad

LOL

ELMO-this thread is a great idea

The fans kept on calling for more
The Stones they obliged with a tour
They raised ticket prices
To pay for their vices
So now Rolling Stones fans are poor

There was a guitarist named Keith
His lifestyle rotted his teeth
He made a bad joke
Dad's ashes and coke
We wonder what's true underneath

There once was a Stone named Ron Wood,
He'd quit the drink, if only he could,
But our Keith drives him mad,
Fans say he plays bad,
But my sign still reads " Ronnie Be Good!".

Charlie is my DARLING for sure,
Without him, they would not be on tour,
He loves horses and jazz,
And he swings with pazzazz,
Oh I wonder how long he'll endure!

Ahhhh... Read some of those to Keith while your interviewing him... Would be great, I'm sure he'll laugh his @ss off...

Jelle

Now if you were a fan of our Brian,
You've spent days and years just a cryin,
He was nasty as HELL,
But cast many a spell
And the women I still hear a sighin.