Re: The Official Super Bowl Thread
Date: February 5, 2007 09:22
HelterSkelter Wrote:
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> Please dude, @#$%&'s Blues VS Jack U Off,
> explain the difference por favor.....
well one's oral, or, according to 2nd line lyrics, anal.
so that would be oral/anal...a query for where one could achieve satisfaction in these particular, ahem, areas. a plea. a blues if you will.
the other would be the protagonist offering manual satisfaction, under certain circumstances...
as where purple says:
"I only do it for a worthy cause
Viriginity or menopause
U'll have an instant heart attack if I jack u off"
the sexual metaphor's are sublte, granted, but i think they're intended.
also, it shows concerns and full disclosures regarding heart health. something we should all think more about it with our modern diets.
then a generous offer to make himself generously available for a more fully realized and affirming mutuality in their relationship:
"If u ain't chicken baby, come here
If u're good I'll even let u steer
As a matter of fact, u can jack me off
Yeah, that's right"
altho this latter verse presents potential confusions...ie, 'jack him off'
with exactly what at this point? the prototypical handjob one originally assumes may actually be in the process of being supplanted for some direct sort of genital contact with other appendages, and/or organs...
ok...mick also touches upon scientific and more visceral aspects of animal husbandry, as well as finding a clever solution for his problem by going to the proper law encorcement personnel for assistance:
"Well, I asked a young policeman
If he'd only lock me up for the night
Well, I've had pigs in the farmyard,
Some of them, some of them, they're alright
Well, he @#$%& me with his truncheon
And his helmet was way too tight"
this verse, obviously appealing to the benefits of lubrication, promotes non-injurious intimacy, which is a responsible position from a health perspective.
did u find this helpful? look for askbeely! new series on personal & relationship matters...(I have a lot of time for this because i can't maintain a relationship myself apparently...sure they start out all magical, but within mere days, you have lost control of the remote, which is an innapropriate boundary crossing, regardless of other bonding behaviours)...anyway, that's my issue...syndicators please contact.