Re: OT:It's Official - CHINESE DEMOCRACY (Axl Rose/G'n'R) out on March 6, 2007
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From4tilLate
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Date: December 25, 2006 07:53
I ALMOST feel sorry for Axl Rose.
Almost.
He's from Indiana and had a dysfunctional upbringing and suffers mental problems. I'm the same, just a little worse, because I'm from Kentucky. I know all about damaged childhood, emoltional difficulties and now everyday being on enough meds to stun a horse. I also know this: having such problems does not give a person license to be a jerk, to hurt people, to throw childish fits and walk out on shows that wind up costing millions of dollars in damage, and all the other bad things he's done. There's a difference between living with dysunctions and being a bad person. Axl Rose, from what I can gather - having never met him, but read and seen plenty - is a bad person.
And for years he has been in Hell. A Hell of his own making. He's not dumb. He knows what the release of "Chinese Democracy" means. It means the end of the line.
So long as that record isn't out yet, he's still Axl Rose of Guns & Roses. He knows that when that record comes out, the other shoe drops and he's done.
Oh, sure, there'll be promotion, and a tour. And it'll be great fun speculating how long it lasts before he screws it up somehow. But the record, after the initial curiosity-driven sales subside, will drop like a rock, because it is not Guns & Roses, and it WILL suck. The original quintet was a great band, and you don't just put people together and have a great band. It's a miracle when it happens. Axl had it and drove every member of that band away. He is utterly alone, deserves to be, and he knows, he KNOWS, that the release of that album is the first drug to be administered in the lethal injection of Axl Rose, Guns & Roses, all the money, all the fame, and all he ever wanted. That drug will induce unconsciousness. The second drug (the sales figures that will not come close to re-couping expenses) will induce paralysis. And then the third drug, the one that stops the heart, will come when the record's dead and the tour's over and he goes home, alone, with no more future than David Lee Roth.
No record company will touch Axle Rose after this. No powerful management agency such as he's accustomed to will touch him. The record company money that's been keeping this band paid will come to an end and then they'll be gone. And then his heart, his career's heart, will stop. It will all be over.
Axl knows this. So long as that record remains unreleased, he has an identity and a group. With the release, all the air will start escaping from the balloon until it's all gone. He knows this and I'll bet he sleeps fitfully because of it.
And may I add my personal opinion that it can't come too soon. I don't personally feel Axl is anywhere near as talented as some people think he is. His voice is a parody of a voice, not a real voice, he overdoes every last scream, every last inflection. Where one heartfelt "aaaiyyeeeYeah!" will do, he always has done five. He has never written a lyric that has inspired anyone in the world to compassion or goodwill. He has disrespected audiences the world over time and again. He's a dead man walking. And the sooner he flatlines, the more air there will be for better, decent human beings to breathe.
Tommy