I just remembered of one of the alltime funniest sap-songs: called Color him Father". I think it was about some kid who sees his mom taking on with another man. But this man actually turns out to be a pretty righteous guy. Throws the ball and all. So in the chorus he sings "I guess I'll color that man Father" . LOL!! Oh Hilton where are ya son?...
"...no longer shall you trudge 'cross my peaceful mind."