take me please i will be happy to take care of your troubles so 2 say...please let TAT2YOU know....

1. Offer the ticket on Ebay to any female purchaser under 90 lbs.

2. On the evening of the 27th, have a friend take a baseball bat to both of your wrists, causing considerable swelling overnight.

3. On the 28th, go to the Beacon, show your ID, pick up the ticket and get wristbanded.

4. Using an authentic samurai sword, have your friend very cleanly sever your hand, simultaneously removing the wristband. The severed hand should be quickly placed in ice.

5. Rinse the blood from the wristband, slide it on your purchaser, and give her the ticket.

6. Proceed immediately to the nearest emergency room to have your hand reattached.

7. File for reimbursement under your medical insurance plan.

ARE YOU JOKING!? I'll go as your WIFE! email me at mickschix2@aol.com and I'llpay for BOTH TICKETS!

All you'd have to do is pick someone to go with you, show up at the box office, claim both tickets and get in, then you can turn around and immediately leave while your guest stays.

so you pay a scalper $1500 - 3000 k then sit next to them during the show w/ out killing him???

UnReal

Debra Wrote:
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> ARE YOU JOKING!? I'll go as your WIFE! email me at
> mickschix2@aol.com and I'llpay for BOTH TICKETS!


I second that. give them to debra!( or one to me)!!!!!!

I MEAN IT! NOT ONLY WILL I BUY BOTH TICKETS, I'LL TAKE YOU TO DINNER, YOUR CHOICE OF RESTAURANT!

for the love of all creatures great and small, scelsa, please don't let Debra suffer any longer.

(1) Most of you did not pay attention - I got thru for one and only one ticket
(2) I only said the words "that person" - many responses, in assuming I lean to the "right", issued very nasty remarks. But then, the "left" is open and friendly and tolerant of folks who may not agree with them.

Cheers.

Hey scelsa...is your one ticket still available? i've been to one stones show in my life, i'm dying for a ticket.

JMoisica Wrote:
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> Hey scelsa...is your one ticket still available?
> i've been to one stones show in my life, i'm dying
> for a ticket.


one show? You haven't paid your dues yet son!

that's what happens when you're born in 1987. this would be a hell of a way to pay my dues though, wouldnt it?

...for the love of all creatures great and small, scelsa, give this kid JMoisica a ticket.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 2006-10-27 04:59 by Lukester.

tat2you Wrote:
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> so you pay a scalper $1500 - 3000 k then
> sit next to them during the show w/ out
> killing him???

BTW...plenty tix on ebay at varying prices... Look at it this way...if you're willing to pay between $200 & $400 for a stadium show, then why not for an intimate and rare theater show? Supply and demand people, supply & demand.
"I DEMAND they supply me a cheap ticket!" LOL
:-)

so wahts up with the ticket, if you want i can meet you at the beacon to try and work this out with the powers that be, cmon man, melillo21@verizon.net

Yes the "left" is open and friendly and tolerant of people.

It is the "right" who tell women what they can and can't with their bodies, tell gay couples that they can't be married, only let fellow cons into rallies, pay "journalists to rave about conservative programs and try to pass it off as news, etc . . .

It is a very "right" way of thinking to say something nasty, and when someone responds, say "we don't involve ourselves in character attacks" and "we're trying to change the tone in Washington".

You're the one who brought politics into a discussion on a rolling stones message board.



scelsa Wrote:
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> (1) Most of you did not pay attention - I got thru
> for one and only one ticket
> (2) I only said the words "that person" - many
> responses, in assuming I lean to the "right",
> issued very nasty remarks. But then, the "left" is
> open and friendly and tolerant of folks who may
> not agree with them.
>
> Cheers.

i agree danielb

and scelsa i'm surprised you're a stones fan seeing how they have no problem associating with bill clinton and even helping him raise millions to further the causes he supports

no scalping - non transferrable no way around it-thats the way it should be

dude just cancel your order so they can put it back in the system and give someone a chance

thanks Lukester. i'm so bummed about this. what can a poor boy do,

Adrian-L Wrote:
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> hey Kent - got your tickets yet, for Timberlake @
> Parken, next summer?


No. Didn't even know he would play there. Better go sit in line for tickets then. ;-)

JumpingKentFlash

So Scelsa - I guess you no longer want to asscociate with the Rolling Stones considering they are Bill Clinton supporters and wrote "Sweet Neocon". Perhaps you should give up your Halloween ticket as well . . .

And FYI - The William J. Clinton Foundation, which is what this fundraising event is for, provides food and medicine for the most needy worldwide. How would you like to spin that one.

Let me guess:

"They buy generic drugs for poor people, and don't provide the billion dollar drug organizations the money they deserve . . ."

or

"Why should we help poor people. It's their fault they're poor. They should pick themselves up by the bootstraps . . ."

You have every right to be Republican. Free speech is still allowed in this country (I think . . .) But to buy tickets to a fundraising event knowing FULL WELL what the event was for, then claim on a ROLLING STONES message board that's full of fans who would LOVE to go to that show, that you will not attend because "that person" will be there is pathetic. (When "that person" is raising money for the most needy worldwide). And then when people respond to your statement, accuse US of beng intolerant?!

In the future, when you're social security is not there for you, and there is no middle class, and there is no separation of church and state, we have no allies left in the world, and oil prices are over $5 a gallon, and global warming is out of control, our water, air and forests are polluted, guns are everywhere, and the press can be a mouthpiece for a political agenda, and goverment positions are held by political allies, and women have no right to choose, and there is no welfare, a huge budget deficit that your kids will be spending their life trying to pay off . . .

Don't come crying to me.


scelsa Wrote:
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> (1) Most of you did not pay attention - I got thru
> for one and only one ticket
> (2) I only said the words "that person" - many
> responses, in assuming I lean to the "right",
> issued very nasty remarks. But then, the "left" is
> open and friendly and tolerant of folks who may
> not agree with them.
>
> Cheers.