I bet this has been done before, but its a moving feast with Keith.

"I never had a problem with drugs, only police"

"I'm a Sagittarian, 'alf man, ' alf 'orse -
with the right to sh*t on the street..."

“You've got the sun, you've got the moon, and you've got the Rolling Stones”

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"see ya in 7-10 years"

This is not a Keith quote, but I like it:

at the end of the world, there will be only cockroaches and keith richards...

bout da Satis riff ! When i woke up dat mornin & played back da tape , i hear 2 min. of Satisfaction & 20 of me snoring

"Metallica, yeah Im aware of em, but thats just a plane that never leaves the runway"

"Five strings, two fingers, one @#$%&"

Koen Wrote:
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> "Five strings, two fingers, one @#$%&"

I never understood that comment. You can't play any Stones song with two fingers.

letitloose Wrote:
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> "Metallica, yeah Im aware of em, but thats just a
> plane that never leaves the runway"


Ha, ha, ha...never heard this one but it hammers the point home nicely !!!

Wasnt it:
"Six strings, five fingers, two hands & one @#$%&"?

“I've never had a problem with drugs. I've had problems with the police.”

“It's as simple as that.”

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Skink Wrote:
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> Koen Wrote:
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> > "Five strings, two fingers, one @#$%&"
>
> I never understood that comment. You can't play
> any Stones song with two fingers.


Five strings three notes two fingers and one a**hole who plays it - it is about the 5 string open G tuned guitar playing as far as I know.

Who the F*** is Mick Jagger

"Halloween is every night of my life!"

"Hello, my name is Keith Richards."

That one gets me every time

i don't have a favorite but his one-liners show his genious. i just wish i'd hear more gems at their shows.

i just picked up the book "keith richards: in his own words" which is a wonderful collection of quotes. i just found this ironic one (p. 42):

"I had no intention of going near it [Live Aid}. I don't trust big deal charity gigs."

Q: (Something about Brian.)

Keith: He's waiting in the pool.

Charlie leaves the room. This was during the Somegirls PR 1978. OK pretty tastless but it shows that dark side of him.

A nice one:
Keith: Is my local groupie in yet?

YEah, I do have a drinking problem... Two hands - and only one mouth...

I'm happy to be here. I'm happy to be anywhere.

when I die I´ll go to heaven, cause I spent my time in hell

Two really:

"We are not old men. We are not bothered about petty morals."

"Life's not a rehearsal"

on gazza`s rocksoff page you find some really good ones

[www.rocksoff.org]

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Oh, give me the beat, boys, and free my soul
I wanna get lost in your rock and roll and drift away

This one helped me go through my recent divorce:

"Anita, stupid bitch, always will love her, just can't live with her"

Don`t f... with me, or I will breath on you, and you`ll die.

You might be a deity mate, but get that bloody barnet sorted out!

Regarding whether he'd ever engaged in, erm, bum sex...

"naw - second hole from the back of the neck, that's the one you want"...

Q Magazine, Summer 1994, Voodoo Lounge interview....

"If you're gonna get wasted, do it elegantly".

Some Girls....because we can't remember all thier f@$%# names.

don't give me that ole one two, one two three four



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