Leonard Keringer Wrote:
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> care to give us the story behind
> that nasty pic

Went to Google with the intention of finding a picture of a dart in someone's head.

Typed in "dart" and pressed enter.

This picture was first.

Jumpin'JackFrash Wrote:
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> Lizard Wrote:
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> > KCSTONES Wrote:
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> > > The food jokes are just childish.
> >
> > So then I'm entitled? In that case, I love his
> > solo on Tumbling Fries.
>
> I prefer his work on Dancing With McD's


what about "Hamburger to Go" & "Short & Curlie Fries" & "Hip Chocolate Shake"



Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 2006-08-24 01:32 by Leonard Keringer.

Casino Burger, Rip This Bag Open So I Can Eat What's Inside!, Can't You Hear Me Crappin?!?!, Wild Hamsteaks, Sweet Virginian Baby Back Ribs, Milk Shake - the numbers are really endless!

The real reason Mick T. left: he got too big for his britches. No, seriously - the man could not fit into anything except sweatpants.

And ofcourse Ketch (Me) Up and I Just Want To Eat His Cheese.

actually, he was on smack when he left and pretty thin. He balooned up niceley in the 80's though.

if he joins em on the B stage, they better reinforce the scaffolding

Ooh, I almost forgot!

Angie-oplasty

CLASSIC!

Jumpin'JackFrash Wrote:
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> Ooh, I almost forgot!
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> Angie-oplasty
>
> CLASSIC!


double snare-hit with a symbol crash for that one

Leonard Keringer Wrote:
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> if he joins em on the B stage, they better
> reinforce the scaffolding

I heard they wanted him on the Bridges To Babylon tour too but halfway through rehearsals the bride went SNAP!!

I feel at this juncture a Brown Sugar joke would lack pizazz. It is a foodstuff, yes, but I really don't see how humor could be put into it

well, if they allowed solomon burke on stage Taylor must be even bigger than I thought.

Obi-Wan Kenobi: That's no moon....it's a former Rolling Stones guitarist!

Don't mess around with him, though.. I heard he went swimming in the pacific ocean one day and the fish couldn't get past him.

Your momma's so fat, she's Mick Taylor

Lizard Wrote:
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> Don't mess around with him, though.. I heard he
> went swimming in the pacific ocean one day and the
> fish couldn't get past him.


even the Sewer Trout we're scared

HE'S GOTA NEW NUMBER ONE HIT!!




Your butt is wide, well mine is too
Just watch your mouth or Ill sit on you
The word is out, better treat me right
cause Im the king of cellulite
Ham on, ham on, ham on whole wheat, all right

My zippers bust, my buckles break
Im too much man for you to take
The pavement cracks when I fall down
Ive got more chins than chinatown

Well, Ive never used a phone booth
And Ive never seen my toes
When Im goin to the movies
I take up seven rows

Because Im fat, Im fat, come on
(fat, fat, really really fat)
You know Im fat, Im fat, you know it
(fat, fat, really really fat)
You know Im fat, Im fat, come on you know
(fat, fat, really really fat)
Dontcha call me pudgy, portly or stout
Just now tell me once again whos fat

When I walk out to get my mail
It measures on the richter scale
Down at the beach Im a lucky man
Im the only one who gets a tan
If I have one more pie a la mode
Im gonna need my own zip code

When youre only having seconds
Im having twenty-thirds
When I go to get my shoes shined
I gotta take their word

Because Im fat, Im fat, sha mone
(fat, fat, really really fat)
You know Im fat, Im fat, you know it
(fat, fat, really really fat)
You know Im fat, Im fat, you know it you know
(fat, fat, really really fat)
And my shadow weighs forty-two pounds
Lemme tell you once again whos fat

If you see me comin your way
Better give me plenty space
If I tell you that Im hungry
Then wont you feed my face

Because Im fat, Im fat, come on
(fat, fat, really really fat)
You know Im fat, Im fat, you know it
(fat, fat, really really fat)
You know Im fat, Im fat, you know it, you know
(fat, fat, really really fat)
Woo woo woo, when I sit around the house
I really sit around the house

You know Im fat, Im fat, come on
(fat, fat, really really fat)
You know Im fat, Im fat, you know it, you know it
(fat, fat, really really fat)
You know, you know, you know, come on
(fat, fat, really really fat)
And you know all by myself Im a crowd
Lemme tell you once again

You know Im huge, Im fat, you know it
(fat, fat, really really fat)
You know Im fat, you know, hoo
(fat, fat, really really fat)
You know Im fat, Im fat, you know it, you know
(fat, fat, really really fat)
And the whole world knows Im fat and Im proud
Just tell me once again whos fat

I remember that video. I used to think it was scary.

ryanpow Wrote:
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> I remember that video. I used to think it was
> scary.

I love it.. there's Eat It too.

Here's an oldie that I stole - The left side of his ass has it's own area code.

OH yeah, I forgot about eat it. I think I was combining my memories of fat and eat it into one video.

I think it would be fun for Taylor to set in from time to time.

Invigorating for the band and a big surprise and thrill for the fans.

A win win situation.

1cdog Wrote:
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> I think it would be fun for Taylor to set in from
> time to time.
>
> Invigorating for the band and a big surprise and
> thrill for the fans.
>
> A win win situation.



Not exactly win-win - he'd most likely mistake Mick and his 28" waist for a Slim-Jim and attempt to consume him. Whole.

Lizard Wrote:
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have mercy Lizard

And by Anorexia, he means a little girl who was in front of him in the buffet

HANDS OFF THE WINGS, BITCH!

This is a thread for the ages!

Geez rough crowd on here with those pics.....

Mistake Mick for a slim jim.......that's a hoot!