SPEAKING of Rolling Stones brings me to Mick Jagger. Poor rich Mick just spent $16 mil to keep his ladies happy. He has property outside London. To save a few quid since he's tired of paying bills at Claridges, on the property was a nice guesthouse. Whilst his unused wife Jerry Hall was In Residence, Mick unfortunately snuck in his current female, the 6-foot-something L'Wren Scott, into the guesthouse. Jerry went ape. Threw him and her out and off the property. L'Wren, meanwhile, sulked when Jer used their villa (the one in which she'd been bunking) in Mustique. So he's had to buy a townhouse in London for $12 mil plus a little pie-shaped oceanfront piece nearby his Mustique estate for another few bucks. And a spender he's not.

That incident with L'wren actually happened 3 years ago on the afternoon of the Stones Twickenham show in August 2003.