On stage at the first concert , What witty line will Mick come up with to welcome Keith back ?

Be creative !!

He wont have a line. Mick and Ronnie will be up in the "onstage" seats throwing coconuts at Keith during the opening riffs of JJFlash. Eventually they'll get him and they'll cancel the whole tour.

-Drake

Probably start some song from

Goats Head Soup

Been Stoned since 1964 and still am!

nahhhhhhhhh...............he'll just say........"we're happy to be here......we're happy to be anywhere"..............

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> nahhhhhhhhh...............he'll just
> say........"we're happy to be here......we're
> happy to be anywhere"..............


That's Keith

Who cares? ;-)

no kidding

Mick? he'll say something none of us would think of.


"What do you want - what?!"
- Keith

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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 2006-12-09 03:16 by Beelyboy.

What he'll say is unpredictable

..What he's said is probably unprintable ;^)

Mick might have a clever nickname for Keith during introductions, otherwise it will be the usual "allright!" and "wooo!"

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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 2006-12-09 03:15 by Beelyboy.

How sweet. Just dropped a tear.

And on the coconuts.....Keeeeff.. Richaaaards!!

he'll say, you know we started off playing at Richmond Atheletic grounds... so its not very far really from here to there...wait where am I?

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He'll say something like:

howyou'redoin'upthererightdon'tfalldown

"on the palm tree - oh wait, OFF the palm tree, Keith Riiiichardsss!"

....and, on guitar....a bloke I need in my life like a hole in the head.....Mr. Keith Richards is gonna sing 'appy for ya, or something else if he forgets the chords....take it away Keith.....

Maybe for the first time ever. KR is singing in his solo part:

Well I am just a monkey man. Im glad you are a monkey woman too, yeeee,

Im a monkeeeee, mo-mo-mo-mo-monkeee... ok, good night!

let's hope we'll hear this soon:

"keith's gonna do a little t and a!"

He'll say "Tune your palmtrees to that if you can....", and then Keith will sing Hot Nuts.

... and here we have:

rrrronie on banana <- ----- >and keef on coconut

jagger is a funny @#$%& to start with so whatever it is, it is gonna be good!

But then again keith might tell him to lay off the jokes or he will kill em, you

always get the feeling that if keith tells jagger something and he means it

jagger will not @#$%& with him. Just that little bit of tension that makes them

so powerful when they are in the same room, no matter how big it is. Whatever

is said it is gonna be a very special first concert on this leg for everybody

concerned.

bust another bottle baby!

I have no idea what Mick will say, but I do know that the security guys will be screening the crowds for cameras, tape recorders, guns, knives and coconuts.

Bounty bars will not be made availabe at the concession stands.

Rune

Just had a dream of a perfect setlist:

continental drift, dear doctor, coming down again, biggest mistake, in another land, something happened to me yesterday, who am i, sad day, let me down slow, one hit, laugh i nearly died, monkey man, i'm alright

The stage will be decorated with Palm Trees with stunt men crawling up in the trees and falling down.....

And now we're going to do a little number from the new record called Keith Fall Down...uhh...RAIN Fall Down..sorry Keith

I recommend this stunt man:

I also think Mick's a funny guy, but unlike some on this site, he has the decency NOT to joke about one of his best friends almost dying... So I don't think he'll mention it. Keith, however, has the right to joke about it - and probably will. And yeah - I can almost hear the roar that will meet him when his first riff meets us. I hope the new radar at Malpensa airport is reliable - because our roar can knock a radar out. Just wait and...listen! And I'm probably going to cry a little.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 2006-06-04 14:49 by shidoobee.

"NOT to joke about one of his best friends almost dying..."

Yes agreed 100%. But now when it seems everything's gonna be alright I guess it's ok to take it a bit lighter. There are quite a many jokes about his lifestyle too and quite a common opinion is that it's as dangerous as climbing in a tree.